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fandomhigh2024-10-14 11:31 am
intheeyeofthebeholding) wrote in fandomhigh2024-10-14 11:31 am
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Sex and Sexuality, Monday
"Next week is fall break," Jon began. "So, you'll all be out in a potentially strange city and you may want to go out on your own." He grimaced. "We...well, I..." he gave Hannibal a look, "devoutly wish we didn't have to discuss these other sorts of safety, but the world being what it is, we will anyway."
Hannibal ignored the look and nodded gravely to them. "People can be terrible."
"You would know," Jon muttered.
Hannibal cleared his throat. "Men, particularly, and in places where people congregate to find dates. So, today we will be discussing safety in such places."
"First of all, don't go alone," Jon said. "Stay with someone if at all possible. Safety in numbers and all that. If you can't, make sure someone else at least knows where you are and where you'll be."
"Do not get into cars or go off with anybody you don't know," Hannibal said.
"Cover your drink and keep an eye on it," Jon said. "You don't want to have to worry about drugs."
Hannibal looked smug. "I have bought you each a kit to help with that as well." He handed them out. "These will test your drink if you're worried."
"Trust your instincts if you don't feel safe," Jon said. He sighed. "I really, really wish we didn't have to give this lecture, and it absolutely should not be on you to keep yourselves safe, but here we are."
"Otherwise, enjoy your time in Quebec!" Hannibal said, pronouncing it the proper French way.
Like the pretentious ass he was.
Hannibal ignored the look and nodded gravely to them. "People can be terrible."
"You would know," Jon muttered.
Hannibal cleared his throat. "Men, particularly, and in places where people congregate to find dates. So, today we will be discussing safety in such places."
"First of all, don't go alone," Jon said. "Stay with someone if at all possible. Safety in numbers and all that. If you can't, make sure someone else at least knows where you are and where you'll be."
"Do not get into cars or go off with anybody you don't know," Hannibal said.
"Cover your drink and keep an eye on it," Jon said. "You don't want to have to worry about drugs."
Hannibal looked smug. "I have bought you each a kit to help with that as well." He handed them out. "These will test your drink if you're worried."
"Trust your instincts if you don't feel safe," Jon said. He sighed. "I really, really wish we didn't have to give this lecture, and it absolutely should not be on you to keep yourselves safe, but here we are."
"Otherwise, enjoy your time in Quebec!" Hannibal said, pronouncing it the proper French way.
Like the pretentious ass he was.