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fandomhigh2024-10-07 01:48 pm
sharp_man) wrote in fandomhigh2024-10-07 01:48 pm
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Sex and Sexuality, Monday
Today the instructors were standing in front of the class as if nothing had happened.
"Welcome back," Hannibal said. "Today we are once more discussing sex."
"And we're doing it clinically and scientifically, because anything else would be creepy in this context," Jon said firmly. "Though apparently we're doing it on paper like this is the seventies."
Hannibal began passing out the paper handouts he was holding. "Paper is more practical to keep around than tablets."
"This class could've been an email," Jon muttered.
Hannibal gave him a look. "My alma mater offers some good information about safer sex, which is where we'll start. We assume that any of you may choose to have sex at some point, and there will be no judgement attached to when you do or do not choose it. But it is important to keep yourself safe from diseases."
"We have some of the options up here," Jon said, gesturing at the table where they were laid out. "And we'll discuss how they all work. And apparently putting condoms on bananas is tradition, so we'll be practicing that, too."
"It is a classic for a reason, I suppose." Personally Hannibal would have gone with actual dildos, which would have been more instructional.
And creepy, Jon maintained, so bananas it was.
"Welcome back," Hannibal said. "Today we are once more discussing sex."
"And we're doing it clinically and scientifically, because anything else would be creepy in this context," Jon said firmly. "Though apparently we're doing it on paper like this is the seventies."
Hannibal began passing out the paper handouts he was holding. "Paper is more practical to keep around than tablets."
"This class could've been an email," Jon muttered.
Hannibal gave him a look. "My alma mater offers some good information about safer sex, which is where we'll start. We assume that any of you may choose to have sex at some point, and there will be no judgement attached to when you do or do not choose it. But it is important to keep yourself safe from diseases."
"We have some of the options up here," Jon said, gesturing at the table where they were laid out. "And we'll discuss how they all work. And apparently putting condoms on bananas is tradition, so we'll be practicing that, too."
"It is a classic for a reason, I suppose." Personally Hannibal would have gone with actual dildos, which would have been more instructional.
And creepy, Jon maintained, so bananas it was.