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fandomhigh2024-10-04 07:37 am
stykera) wrote in fandomhigh2024-10-04 07:37 am
Food Field Trips, Friday 10/4, 2nd Period
Stark was not pouting about a lack of class before his. He was not sulking about a certain student missing from his class today. He’d gotten that out of his system already, thank you, and was just hoping Summer might return soon. The weekend would be so much less fun without her and he’d already missed out on Jello night and a night away! He was, however, at least a little resigned as he waited at the Portalocity office for the students.
“We’re headed to Minnesota today,” he told the assembled and smaller-than-usual class as they waited for the portal time. “To a town called Austin which is not the same as the one in Texas. The gnomes were worried I didn’t know that and meant to go to the other but no, this is the one we want. This is where the SPAM Museum is!”
Yes, students, once you stepped through this portal you would find yourself outside the doors of the SPAM Museum in downtown Austin, Minnesota.
“I know some of you will be receiving visitors this weekend. We’ll be back in plenty of time for that. No need to worry. I ought to be around all weekend, as well, if any of you need anything. Let’s get going, then.”
“We’re headed to Minnesota today,” he told the assembled and smaller-than-usual class as they waited for the portal time. “To a town called Austin which is not the same as the one in Texas. The gnomes were worried I didn’t know that and meant to go to the other but no, this is the one we want. This is where the SPAM Museum is!”
Yes, students, once you stepped through this portal you would find yourself outside the doors of the SPAM Museum in downtown Austin, Minnesota.
“I know some of you will be receiving visitors this weekend. We’ll be back in plenty of time for that. No need to worry. I ought to be around all weekend, as well, if any of you need anything. Let’s get going, then.”
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This Week's Field Trip [10/4]
‘Meat’ a SPAMbassador who can offer you information about the museum, its exhibits, and the star of the show, SPAM. You can even take a guided tour if you like.
While you explore the museum you can take in all sorts of information about SPAM. You can see how many SPAM cans tall you are. You can see how fast you can can a can of SPAM!
And don’t forget the gift shop for all your SPAM merchandise needs.
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It was perturbing for some reason.
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OOC
In case the Weird Al song is already stuck in your head (or you want it to be): SPAM in the place where you live
Or maybe you’re more of a Monty Python person: glorious SPAM
But why not both?
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