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fandomhigh2024-09-19 08:01 am
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Fun Animal Facts, Thursday - 1st Period
Today class was outside, where a somewhat absurd looking bird sat between Cara and Jane, and Cara held a piece of paper with the kind of weary disbelief that came with animals regularly handing you notes to read. "Today we are apparently talking about the pelican."
Jane pinched the bridge of her nose, but nodded along with that. This was clearly the office moose's doing, right? Right. "Pelicans of various different varieties live throughout the world in the marshes, wetlands, and coasts."
Was the pelican attempting to fit her arm in it's beak? Yes. Yes, it was.
To be fair, most people's reaction to Jane's arms was to want to bite them.
Cara sighed and started flatly reading off her note. "Pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth." Not to be discouraged by its failure to eat Jane, the pelican was now beaking at Cara's boots.
"Shoo," Jane said, trying to discourage it from doing that. But really only encouraging it to toddle over to the nearest student to try with them. "Did the squirrels help with the note?"
"I mean, I didn't do a headcount of them this morning," Cara said, before continuing. "Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head."
"I'm really rethinking a lot about the whole stork bringing a baby thing now," Jane said with a sigh.
The pelican perked up a disturbing amount at Jane mentioning babies, while Cara sighed again as she powered through. " Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby." Cara doubted that. A lot.
"Maybe this class was a mistake," Jane fully agreed as the pelican hopped up on the desk to once again... attempt to eat the both of them. It was not working and yet...
Jane pinched the bridge of her nose, but nodded along with that. This was clearly the office moose's doing, right? Right. "Pelicans of various different varieties live throughout the world in the marshes, wetlands, and coasts."
Was the pelican attempting to fit her arm in it's beak? Yes. Yes, it was.
To be fair, most people's reaction to Jane's arms was to want to bite them.
Cara sighed and started flatly reading off her note. "Pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth." Not to be discouraged by its failure to eat Jane, the pelican was now beaking at Cara's boots.
"Shoo," Jane said, trying to discourage it from doing that. But really only encouraging it to toddle over to the nearest student to try with them. "Did the squirrels help with the note?"
"I mean, I didn't do a headcount of them this morning," Cara said, before continuing. "Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head."
"I'm really rethinking a lot about the whole stork bringing a baby thing now," Jane said with a sigh.
The pelican perked up a disturbing amount at Jane mentioning babies, while Cara sighed again as she powered through. " Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby." Cara doubted that. A lot.
"Maybe this class was a mistake," Jane fully agreed as the pelican hopped up on the desk to once again... attempt to eat the both of them. It was not working and yet...
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He wondered if pelicans knew much Goose? They seemed like they could be a little related, but he didn't want to risk offending them. Instead, he figured he'd best approach the pelican approaching him in a universal language that all creatures could truly understand: the language of food!
In the form of cheese from one of his pockets.
Pelicans should love pecorino, right?
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Maybe it was like the thing where what was now the boarding house had lured people inside to give them nightmares. Only with birds.
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