Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, August 21, 2024

[sith_happened]

"Today is our last team building exercise of the summer," Anakin announced to the group in the park over the sound of preschool children playing on the playground equipment. "And today I have brought in helpers!"

Oh, good.

"You will be put into teams and work your way through a series of obstacles with the help of a four year old child."

Well. "Help." Anakin knew four year old children.

"Today you will be wearing festive hats instead of shirts!" he added. "They were not at all inspired by my wife watching political conventions the last few weeks."

Lies. There was no other reason to wear a corn hat.

"Listen for your names!"

TEAM LIBERTY
Harley
Hannibal
Kamala
Raiden
Steve M
Eleanor

TEAM CHEESE
Vi
Sam
Stewart
Arthur
Stark
Lana

TEAM LOBSTA
Senshi
Flint
Navaan
Summer
Don
Belle

TEAM CORN
Miguel
Beaker
Lydia
Jon
Gray
Ben

Comments

Re: Challenge 1

[fears_no_one]

"No," Flint said flatly.

Re: Challenge 1

[sailor_meshi]

Someone's inner child needed healing, just saying.

"Then you wanna stop making faces and scarin' Kayleigh," he suggested. "She'll get off the playground faster that way."

Impossible to say why they came in third.

Re: Challenge 1

[fears_no_one]

Gotta wonder just what Harley and Hannibal did worse, huh.

"This is just how my face is," Flint protested.

Re: Challenge 1

[sailor_meshi]

"Oh." Well that was awkward. "Couldja try smiling?"

Re: Challenge 1

[fears_no_one]

Flint gave possibly the least reassuring smile in history.