Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, August 21, 2024

[sith_happened]

"Today is our last team building exercise of the summer," Anakin announced to the group in the park over the sound of preschool children playing on the playground equipment. "And today I have brought in helpers!"

Oh, good.

"You will be put into teams and work your way through a series of obstacles with the help of a four year old child."

Well. "Help." Anakin knew four year old children.

"Today you will be wearing festive hats instead of shirts!" he added. "They were not at all inspired by my wife watching political conventions the last few weeks."

Lies. There was no other reason to wear a corn hat.

"Listen for your names!"

TEAM LIBERTY
Harley
Hannibal
Kamala
Raiden
Steve M
Eleanor

TEAM CHEESE
Vi
Sam
Stewart
Arthur
Stark
Lana

TEAM LOBSTA
Senshi
Flint
Navaan
Summer
Don
Belle

TEAM CORN
Miguel
Beaker
Lydia
Jon
Gray
Ben

Comments

Re: Challenge 1

[but_mostly_america]

Sam had a very authoritative voice. He could bark orders with the best of them. Not that that necessarily worked on small children but he also had the advantage of being a Muppet wearing a cheese hat and that was unusual enough to at least get the attention of small children.

Re: Challenge 1

[giveittoyoursister]

Vi had been an older sibling most of her life (and was doing her best to beleive she still was), she cupped her hands around her mouth and yelled "Who wants to tackle the felt bird man?"

Sorry, not sorry, Sam.