Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, August 21, 2024

[sith_happened]

"Today is our last team building exercise of the summer," Anakin announced to the group in the park over the sound of preschool children playing on the playground equipment. "And today I have brought in helpers!"

Oh, good.

"You will be put into teams and work your way through a series of obstacles with the help of a four year old child."

Well. "Help." Anakin knew four year old children.

"Today you will be wearing festive hats instead of shirts!" he added. "They were not at all inspired by my wife watching political conventions the last few weeks."

Lies. There was no other reason to wear a corn hat.

"Listen for your names!"

TEAM LIBERTY
Harley
Hannibal
Kamala
Raiden
Steve M
Eleanor

TEAM CHEESE
Vi
Sam
Stewart
Arthur
Stark
Lana

TEAM LOBSTA
Senshi
Flint
Navaan
Summer
Don
Belle

TEAM CORN
Miguel
Beaker
Lydia
Jon
Gray
Ben

Comments

Challenge 6

[sith_happened]

Chicken (or "chicken") nugget eating contest! How many chicken nuggets can you, your partner, and this kid eat in five minutes?

And how does that kid want their chicken nuggets? Hot? Cold? Completely without breading? Only eating the breading? Maybe they don't understand why they can't have hot dogs right now! Every challenge is a negotiation! Every teammate has to eat at least one nugget in the time to count. Steve M & Eleanor, Stark & Lana, Don & Belle, Gray & Ben, time to shine!

RNG: LIBERTY, LOBSTA, CHEESE, CORN

Re: Challenge 6

[unusual_sith]

Lana handed a nugget to the child. "I'll eat one if you eat one," she tried bargaining.

Re: Challenge 6

[stykera]

Stark nodded.

"Or we can each eat two if you eat one? Or we could race to see who can finish one first."

Re: Challenge 6

[unusual_sith]

"Oh, a race sounds like fun, doesn't it?" Lana encouraged the kid, justified when they got a determined look in their eyes.

Re: Challenge 6

[napking]

Aaaaaand now Gray was asleep. Ben might have to shove a nugget in his mouth or something.

Re: Challenge 6

[momslilassassin]

Ben definitely shoved a nugget in his mouth. Sorry, Gray.

Re: Challenge 6

[ifwebeworthy]

"All right, kid, here's the deal," Don told the child. "You eat the nuggets and I give you candy."

It worked for shots.