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fandomhigh2024-07-12 11:33 am
but_mostly_america) wrote in fandomhigh2024-07-12 11:33 am
Cultural Appropriation, Friday 7/12, Second Period
Where was Beaker? Best not to ask. Of course, in Sam’s opinion it was always best not to know too much about anything Beaker was up to.
“Good morning, class! Welcome to Cultural Appropriation, a class where we shall discuss appropriate culture!”
That was when a a weasel in a suit entered the room carrying a truly staggering pile of paperwork which he set down with a solid thunk.
“Ah yes,” Sam said, nodding. “Joseph is here with some forms for you all to fill out. Very standard waivers. Nothing to concern yourselves about.”
Joe shook his head. “You should always be concerned when someone asks you to sign a legal document! You should read it thoroughly. I would have thought you, of all Muppets, would know that Sam!”
Sam looked briefly ashamed. Very briefly. “Of course they should read the forms! I only meant they should not be concerned that we were handing them forms!”
Joe made a little “hrm” noise and began speaking again. “It has come to my attention that the name of this course might be misleading. As a result, at the request of my colleague Mr. Eagle, the legal department has drafted these waivers. In order to protect The Muppets and this school from any unfortunate repercussions these forms must be signed, in triplicate, before this class can officially begin. I recommend you read them, including the fine print, before signing anything. However I am not your legal advisor and so this does not constitute official legal advice."
Sam was nodding along as Joe spoke. He loved bureaucracy! “Fine print. Such a fine invention!”
“These forms are for you, Sam.” Joe slid a small stack over to him.
“Excellent! Class, please pick up your forms and a pen here at the front of the room and then return to your seats to read and sign!”
“Good morning, class! Welcome to Cultural Appropriation, a class where we shall discuss appropriate culture!”
That was when a a weasel in a suit entered the room carrying a truly staggering pile of paperwork which he set down with a solid thunk.
“Ah yes,” Sam said, nodding. “Joseph is here with some forms for you all to fill out. Very standard waivers. Nothing to concern yourselves about.”
Joe shook his head. “You should always be concerned when someone asks you to sign a legal document! You should read it thoroughly. I would have thought you, of all Muppets, would know that Sam!”
Sam looked briefly ashamed. Very briefly. “Of course they should read the forms! I only meant they should not be concerned that we were handing them forms!”
Joe made a little “hrm” noise and began speaking again. “It has come to my attention that the name of this course might be misleading. As a result, at the request of my colleague Mr. Eagle, the legal department has drafted these waivers. In order to protect The Muppets and this school from any unfortunate repercussions these forms must be signed, in triplicate, before this class can officially begin. I recommend you read them, including the fine print, before signing anything. However I am not your legal advisor and so this does not constitute official legal advice."
Sam was nodding along as Joe spoke. He loved bureaucracy! “Fine print. Such a fine invention!”
“These forms are for you, Sam.” Joe slid a small stack over to him.
“Excellent! Class, please pick up your forms and a pen here at the front of the room and then return to your seats to read and sign!”
Sign In [7/12]
Re: Sign In [7/12]
Re: Sign In [7/12]
Re: Sign In [7/12]
Class Activity: Sign Those Waivers!
Re: Class Activity: Sign Those Waivers!
Re: Class Activity: Sign Those Waivers!
Half because he had gotten bitten before by legal things, and half because he was looking for the joke.
Talk to the Teachers [7/12]
OOC [7/12]