fandomhigh | This Sh*t is Bananas; Tuesday, Third Period [06/11].

"Today's featured recipe," Summer, who had brought a very large bottle of presumably water with her to class today, was so pleased to announce her lesson for today that she totally skipped right over the preamble to get right to it, "is not actually all that weird or disgusting,. I know, I know, who even am I anymore? But sometimes, I just come across something simply too good to not share with you guys, even if it goes outside the criteria of my whole disgusting oeuvre, so, yes, even though we're in the middle of June, we're getting a little Halloween-y as I present you..."

She dramatically removed the cloche.

"The banana spook cake! Ooo~ooooh! Isn't it spoooooky? And kind of ridiculous, right? This actually comes to us from the National Banana Association, because, look, they were pushing bananas hard in the mid-20th century, I'm sure that's something we can delve into and talk about if anyone really wants to, but this was yet another 'creative,'" she of course did the finger quotes, "way of making your bananas more fun and frightening! Plus it actually sounds kind of delicious? And I know you weirdos are going to have fun decorating your own bananas for ghosts. So we're doing it. We're making the banana spook cake.

"However," Summer gave a significant pause and a look toward the fact that there were two cloches, actually, "I can't let you guys think I'm getting soft, so we're also going to be making..."

Off went the cloche.

"tomato-banana tarts. Literally just bananas on tomatoes, probably with, like, mayo to hold them in place. Because why not? Two recipes, both scary in their own right, both for different reasons. Let's begin."

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"I'd love to make you dinner," Stark said. "Or lunch that day instead since you were still going to work?"

He was easy, Summer. But you knew that.

"I'm looking forward to your birthday. And our trip."

"Lunch probably does make more sense, yeah," Summer agreed, and then her smile grew a little more. "And yeah?" As if Stark wouldn't be looking forward to doing most things with her, or something. "Me, too. It'll be nice, to just kind of get away somewhere together for a few days..."

"I think you'll like what I've planned."

Stark did, in fact, think that. He was feeling fairly confident about the whole trip right now.

"And it will be nice to be somewhere new. With you."

And honestly? Summer loved to see it. That confidence, with no second-guessing or handwringing or executive dysfunction alone meant that Stark could have done an absolute shit job of planning the trip and she'd still probably like it, because he'd actually just gone for it.

Well. Okay, well. Depending on just how shit it was, she might not love it, sure, but she could at least (she felt) pretend enough like she did to not make all that confidence come crashing down. It would be almost impressive, though, if he somehow managed to fuck this up.

"I hope you like it, too," she said, with another smile, and a reach for his hand. "I know going places on Earth can be a little daunting for you, so I really do appreciate it. And know that if anyone gives you shit, I'll totally kick their ass. But they won't, because you'll be with me."

It was not going to be a shit trip!

Stark smiled softly and squeezed her hand. "I do know. And it helps knowing that you would. I don't think you'll have to but it's much easier going places with you than alone."

Unless things went really badly one evening...

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