Booze Tasting & Drinking Games - Thursday, Period 1

[single_man_tear]

"Ok, kids," Dean said as he started laying out the glasses for today's 'class'. "I'm not taking any responsibility for this beverage. Tino got it. I've never heard of it. However it has to be better than Cicada flavored Malort."

The bottles of said alcohol were made of dark green glass, wrapped in the chitinous hide, and corked with a wax seal. There was also a tag on it that read "Product of Marquet."

"This is apparently something called Sandkheg's Hide," Dean said, pulling out a cork and taking a sniff of it before pouring a generous portion to each 'student'. "Which apparently is from some world called Exandria. So... drink at your own risk. Also today's drinking game is 'I Never'."

[OCD is up!]

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I Never!

[single_man_tear]

You know how it's played.

Re: I Never!

[single_man_tear]

Kicking things off Dean stood up with his glass. "I hab nebber said no to pie!"

Look, there are very few things Dean can claim now after that one week.

Re: I Never!

[id_kill_him]

"Who in feir wight wind woulf ever say no to fie?" asked Yukari, incredulously, looking at Dean like he was mad for ever suggesting it and then eagerly turned to give that look tenfold to anyone who actually did drink.

Re: I Never!

[doesdoctorstuff]

Well, Navaan was drinking. But mostly because she ignored the rules of the game and just drank when she wanted to.

Re: I Never!

[ifwebeworthy]

Thor was playing by the same rules Don had the last time Never Have I Ever had been played: if Don had done it, it counted the same as if he had done it. And since Don definitely had turned down dessert on occasion, he would not be drinking this round.

He didn't look that cut up about it. He had some concerns about this week's choice of drink.

Re: I Never!

[id_kill_him]

"Ob!" Yukari said, with a spark of realization. "Ahb no! With un wath a igg with the 'ast time we played dis!"

She greened and promptly, proudly (and falsely, although good luck telling her that) declared, "Ah 'ab nebber been to 'payth!"

Re: I Never!

[single_man_tear]

"I dib nob umberspand a worb you saib," Dean said, tripping over his own lips and tongue.

Re: I Never!

[id_kill_him]

Yukari sighed. "Bis," she said, with an emphatic gesture toward her drink, "wath all yerr i...ibe...ibear in that firth payth!

"'Payth!" she repeated, more emphatically now. "'Payth! Owber 'payth! Ah 'ab nebber been to owber 'payth!"

For emphasis, she began just point up toward the ceiling and gesturing widly over her head with her free hand.

Re: I Never!

[single_man_tear]

"Ow! 'Payth!" Dean said, now nodding in understanding. "Wib awl zee awiens awound you'b sink you'b could!"

Re: I Never!

[doesdoctorstuff]

"'en whurr did we gah tah bimper curs?" Navaan demanded.

Re: I Never!

[ifwebeworthy]

Well, there went Thor's one-drink streak of not having to drink this stuff. He saluted Yukari with his glass and took a drink.

He thought he had preferred the cicada-flavored malort, in all honesty.

Re: I Never!

[unusual_sith]

Lana was grimacing at the drink. Not the worst she'd had, but close to it.

"Mvr...eugh." Okay, Force-healing that numbness right now.

"I have never been brunette."

Enjoy that, everybody.

Re: I Never!

[id_kill_him]

"Eyyy," Yukari, after taking a swig of her drink, squinted at Lana a little, "owcomb oo kin alk all nermel-lyke?"

Re: I Never!

[unusual_sith]

"Because I can heal myself and I detest not being understood," Lana said, just a little smugly.

Re: I Never!

[id_kill_him]

"Mmmmmm." Yukari's squint got slightly squintier, but at least a thoughtful, judging hum could be understood even with a numb mouth! "Thoundth yike theathink if yewl asth me. An I," she pulled herself up with a little smugness all her own, "am perthectleaf ine wiff not bin unnerthoood."

Re: I Never!

[unusual_sith]

That was good, because Lana wasn't really understanding some of those words. "Good for you." She toasted Yukari.

Re: I Never!

[single_man_tear]

“Yoob arrr knob pyaying faaaarh,” Dean said taking a drink.

Re: I Never!

[unusual_sith]

Lana grinned. "Never play fair for things like this unless you have to."

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[ifwebeworthy]

Thor gave Lana a nod of blond solidarity.

Re: I Never!

[unusual_sith]

Lana nodded and grinned back.

Re: I Never!

[doesdoctorstuff]

"Ooo sherd drink tyss fer not pyaaying ight," Navaan grumbled.

But drank anyway, because obviously.

Re: I Never!

[unusual_sith]

"If you like," Lana agreed. She managed to down another shot.

And promptly healed the numbness again.

"Better?"

Re: I Never!

[doesdoctorstuff]

Navaan sulked.

And then drank more and got over it.

Re: I Never!

[doesdoctorstuff]

"Nibber heb I ibber sin a god nikkid," Navaan said sadly.

That had been the whole reason she'd thrown the fake death at the Fun God. She'd wanted to see it naked.

Re: I Never!

[single_man_tear]

Dean sighed and took a drink. Look it wasn’t Navaan’s fun god but it was a god and he was naked.

Re: I Never!

[ifwebeworthy]

Don was laughing hard enough that Thor thought it really ought to have been audible on this side of the void, but it remained for his ears only.

"Thut up," he muttered.

I feel like you ought to chug.

"Oo oudn't if oo could tathe thith thtuff."

Re: I Never!

[doesdoctorstuff]

Just be glad Navaan hadn't yet parsed you were a god yet, Thor. Just be glad.

Or not, you know, whichever.