Make Your Own Pizza!, Tuesday, Period 2

[carbsliftthespirit]

Raiden cracked his knuckles before declaring to the class, "Let's make some sausage." Aw yeah. "Sausage is one of your classic pizza toppings (and one of my personal favorites), and it's really not that hard to make your own! And you can use it in so many things other than just pizza! The recipe we're going to be using today is really flexible: you could use ground turkey or ground chuck if you don't have or wanna use pork, although turkey has less fat so keep that in mind, and you can change up the seasonings however you like, especially the red pepper flakes, to make it more mild or hot. Remember, when you're initially seasoning, you can always add more! You can't take it out once it's in there. Oh, and, uh, you may want to put on a pair of food service gloves, since we're going to be getting our hands all up in raw meat. And even if you are putting gloves on, wash your hands first, okay? Okay. Let's go." Raiden proceeded to demonstrate to the students how to make sausage, talking them through it as he went. "To test your seasonings, you can fry up like a little patty of the sausage, and then you can adjust as needed. Are there any questions? Anybody need help with their sausage?" Not dirty, omg.

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[carbsliftthespirit]

Hee he said sausage.

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[giveittoyoursister]

Vi

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[singlenakedwhat]

Henry

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[sailor_meshi]

Senshi

During the Lecture

[carbsliftthespirit]

Follow along and make some sausage!

Re: During the Lecture

[singlenakedwhat]

Perhaps this wasn't the best class for Henry specifically to have following the one that had talked about bleeding, gunshot wounds, and amputation.

She was, stubbornly, doing the thing- just looking decidedly green while doing so.

Re: During the Lecture

[sailor_meshi]

Senshi moved with the confidence of someone who had made his own sausage many, many times. He spent most of the class period trying to get the seasonings just right more than anything else.

Talk to Raiden

[carbsliftthespirit]

He's frying the rest of his sausage for snacking purposes.

OOC

[carbsliftthespirit]

There should probably be, like, at least five more double entendres in this class.