Doctor Chelli Lona Aphra (
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Improvisation in Action [Friday, 5th Period]
Your teachers were actually here today. It was a spring miracle.
"So, Kansas is terrible and nowhere near as interesting as people think." Hope no one in the class actually liked Kansas. "Especially when you get trapped in some horrific corn-field centred time-space anomaly."
No. They had not gotten lost and spent the better part of two weeks trying to get back out of Kansas again. That was just crazy talk. There'd been a horrific corn-field centred time-space anomaly.
"On the other hand being surrounded by nothing but corn as far as the eye can see does lead one to stretch their imagination as they try to remember there ever being anything but corn." It had been a very traumatising experience. Isabela was not made for the land-locked life.
"In any case, good luck figuring this out," Aphra told them, as, extremely predictably, the blank walls of the Danger Shop were replaced with a giant cornfield.
Albeit one that was full of many different and exciting colours of corn. Because monocultures were bad. Or something.
"So, Kansas is terrible and nowhere near as interesting as people think." Hope no one in the class actually liked Kansas. "Especially when you get trapped in some horrific corn-field centred time-space anomaly."
No. They had not gotten lost and spent the better part of two weeks trying to get back out of Kansas again. That was just crazy talk. There'd been a horrific corn-field centred time-space anomaly.
"On the other hand being surrounded by nothing but corn as far as the eye can see does lead one to stretch their imagination as they try to remember there ever being anything but corn." It had been a very traumatising experience. Isabela was not made for the land-locked life.
"In any case, good luck figuring this out," Aphra told them, as, extremely predictably, the blank walls of the Danger Shop were replaced with a giant cornfield.
Albeit one that was full of many different and exciting colours of corn. Because monocultures were bad. Or something.

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