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fandomhigh2024-05-31 09:33 am
stykera) wrote in fandomhigh2024-05-31 09:33 am
Food Network Appreciation, Friday 5/31 2nd Period
“Today we have candy bars,” Stark said. “And we’ll be watching a show called Unwrapped which was about the making of various foods. Lots of different sorts of foods including lots of candies and today I thought we’d have chocolate bars because why not have chocolate bars?”
It was totally sound logic, okay?
“This episode was called ”Candy Bar Bonanza” and talked about Milky Way and Twix and a candy bar made with bacon. Which is odd but fine. But bacon doesn’t really need to be in everything even though sometimes people think it does.”
“So,” he continued, “I have all of the candy bars mentioned in the episode for you all to try if you like and some others as well.” Because why not? “And maybe you can decide which is your favorite, if you like? We could discuss chocolate bars. Why not?”
Look, this workshop was meant to just be fun and involve watching TV and eating snacks but they could pretend to have discussions. As a treat.
It was totally sound logic, okay?
“This episode was called ”Candy Bar Bonanza” and talked about Milky Way and Twix and a candy bar made with bacon. Which is odd but fine. But bacon doesn’t really need to be in everything even though sometimes people think it does.”
“So,” he continued, “I have all of the candy bars mentioned in the episode for you all to try if you like and some others as well.” Because why not? “And maybe you can decide which is your favorite, if you like? We could discuss chocolate bars. Why not?”
Look, this workshop was meant to just be fun and involve watching TV and eating snacks but they could pretend to have discussions. As a treat.
Re: Talk to Stark[5/31]
You can see thr inherent paradox in the system!
And Summer was going to follow along afterwards, because why wouldn't she? He still had her hand.
"Sounds like a good plan."
Re: Talk to Stark[5/31]
"Do you see anything not on this table? Wrappers or candies left behind?"
It was a small class. They were unlikely to make too much of a mess. What was left on the table was easily swept back into the same bag it had come from when Stark brought it to the classroom earlier. Even one-handed.
"Or was there any of this you'd like to take with you?"
Re: Talk to Stark[5/31]
"I think I'm good with just the cupcake," she said. "I need to go shopping after this, the last thing I need is to try on power suits all bloated on chocolate.
"So that's what your class was today, huh? Candy bars?"
Re: Talk to Stark[5/31]
"We watched an episode of Unwrapped about chocolate bars so we ate chocolate bars," Stark said. "And...power suits?"
He was picturing an Iron Summer (Iron Girlboss?) situation, honestly.
"Why do you need those?"
Re: Talk to Stark[5/31]
"I have a VIB tomorrow morning," Summer informed him with a prim little lift of her chin. "That's Very Important Brunch. For some marketing shit I'm doing in New York, so I wanted to make sure I looked the part, real girl boss bossbabe vibes, you know?"
Re: Talk to Stark[5/31]
Stark started to nod, then shook his head. "I don't know, really. But...if you need a suit you should definitely get a suit. For New York. I've only been there for your birthday the one time, New York."