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Ignis Scientia ([personal profile] chef_chocobro) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2024-05-23 05:10 am
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A Shot in the Dark: A Comprehensive Guide to Coffee; Thursday, 4th Period [05/23].

Ignis' own students would have also received a bit of correspondence regarding their lesson this week, and although the fact that he now had a paramour-turned-cat that he was not about to just leave to her own devices had him contemplating a quick change in his lesson plan, the arrangements of everything had been too much to just turn around and cancel or postpone them. So it was back to the original plan, only this time with a cat, and that meant meeting outside of Portalocity this week.

Probably looking not unlike some kind of spy thriller movie villain, with his distinct style and holding said cat to scritch behind her ears as he spoke, Ignis was just going to assume everyone had gathered in time and began. "This history of coffee on this plane," he began, "stretches back thousands of years and traces back to a country known as Ethiopia. Now, I myself am not particularly partial to Ethiopian coffee; they tend to lean more toward brighter, fruiter, and floral notes, while I prefer darker, smokier, and earthier, but there's no denying that, over centuries, they'd definitely well-established their position in the coffee world. The legend has it that coffee comes to us, actually, from a simple goat herder named Kaldi, who, upon observing how his goats seemed more energetic after eating certain beans that grew naturally in the area, explored this concept further and developed coffee as we know it today. From there, it spread to the Arabian peninsula, where it quickly worked its way into markets as a commodity and cultural staple.

"Today," he said, "we're going to the origins, and visiting the Yirgacheffe region of Ethiopia, to see the process of how the coffee is grown and cultivated, to have the opportunity to speak with some of the farmers themselves, get a first-hand understanding of what all goes into bringing this beloved bean to our mugs, and, of course, to try some of the coffee right at the source."

He gave a faint smile.

"Not a bad way to spend an afternoon. And so, without further ado, we'll head out. I trust you'll all be well-behaved and respectful and hopefully learn some new things. And, even if you're already well aware of Ethiopian coffee production, then at least you'll have some good brew while we're there."
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Re: Sign In - Coffee, 05/23.

[personal profile] regulationslacker 2024-05-23 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
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Re: Sign In - Coffee, 05/23.

[personal profile] napking 2024-05-23 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
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Re: Sign In - Coffee, 05/23.

[personal profile] sailor_meshi 2024-05-24 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Senshi
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Re: Sign In - Coffee, 05/23.

[personal profile] what_the_shock 2024-05-24 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
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Re: Listen to the Lecture - Coffee, 05/23.

[personal profile] deathsmajesty 2024-05-23 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Personally, Lilicat was of the impression they should be about her, specifically if they were allowed to pet her and give her scritches and tell her she was a good and beautiful girl.

Honestly, the internal monologue of Liliana as a woman and Liliana as a cat were not markedly different.

However, halfway through the lecture, if there were no additional pets, scritches, or cooed compliments coming her way (rude), she was going to gracefully leap from Ignis' arms and saunter away. She had important cat things to attend to.

(Murder, it was murder.)
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Re: Listen to the Lecture - Coffee, 05/23.

[personal profile] sailor_meshi 2024-05-24 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no. Oh no no no. Senshi didn't like portals. Not just because they were magic (as if that weren't reason enough), but because dwarves had very sensitive semicircular canals in their ears - which had the unfortunate result of making them very prone to motion sickness. Especially due to teleportation.

Please continue your lecture. Senshi was just going to be quietly puking over here.
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Re: Talk to the Teacher - Coffee, 05/23.

[personal profile] deathsmajesty 2024-05-23 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mrrrow!" This time she was putting her prey directly on his shoe. It was the biggest rat she had murdered yet, almost the size of a mole, and you needed to be suitably impressed by this.

A little gratitude and appreciation wouldn't go amiss, either. Was she offering these amazing gifts to anyone else? No. No, she was not.
Edited 2024-05-23 14:54 (UTC)
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Re: Talk to the Teacher - Coffee, 05/23.

[personal profile] deathsmajesty 2024-05-23 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Brrrt," Liliana trilled, happily taking the treat and rubbing her face over that good, good scritching hand. She was a truly magnificent creature, wasn't she? Did Ignis know how lucky he was that she had claimed him as her own?

(Also had Ignis ever considered Liliana might actually have been a cat that had been transformed into a human at some point and this was just the first time she'd turned back?)

After she had been given enough scritches to satisfy her for the next few minutes (at most), she trilled again, going up on her back paws and batting at his hands.

Her ladyship required some very dignified uppies, please.