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fandomhigh2024-05-11 01:08 am
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Fandom High Welcome Picnic, Front Lawn of the School, All Day
Whoever worked the weather magic around here had done an excellent job to make sure things were nice outside for all the new (and old) residents of Fandom. It was warm and sunny, but not so humid that people would melt. There was plenty of moddable food and drinks, places to sit in the shade, and more than enough nametags to go around. It was time to celebrate the start of the summer!

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"Excuse me," he said, "but what is that you're making?"
He could certainly pick out a few scents to lead him to guess (and, in fact, he was feeling like he was on the edge of a new recipeh himself), but he was just fascinated at the idea of someone setting up a cookfire during a picnic in which plenty of food was already readily available.
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"Oh, well, a take on a dish I had growing up," Senshi explained gruffly. "Though I'm changing enough of the ingredients that I don't rightly know if I can call it the same thing. Rather than toasting rice, I toasted some of those sweet buns there to turn 'em into croutons and now I'm grinding 'em in mortar until they're rough crumbs. Gonna add some salt and pepper and a few other seasonings as well. In the pan now, I've crumbled up some of those minced beef patties and those terrible little sausages - I'm hoping the flavor of the oil and the vegetables will make 'em less offensive. Had to see if I could try, anyway, don't like wastin' food. Once I'm done grinding up these breadcrumbs, I'll toss 'em in with the meat, along with some sugar, lime juice, and one of my sauces--" he tapped a bottle attached to his belt, "--and then follow that up with some of the vegetables I grabbed - some of the corn right on this cob, onions, carrots, scallions, and some herbs, like mint and cilantro."
So saying, he did so, first adding the breadcrumbs and whatnot in and stir-frying that for about a minute or so, and then adding the herbs and vegetables, most of which had been pre-chopped already. The herbs hadn't been, but he didn't mind tearing then up by hand, and he'd just sheered the corn off of the cob with his mithril knife directly into the pan.
"Let that fry up for maybe another minute and then I'll spoon that stuffing into these lettuce leaves and there we go. Minced Beef and Skinny Sausage Larb in Lettuce Cups. You gonna want some?"
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But what really solidified it, as evidenced by the soft grin that surfaced, was the mention of those terrible little sausages and the dedication to repurpose their offensive nature...and repurpose quite a lot of it, actually.
"I would love to try some, yes," he said, "thank you. That is a rather impressive deconstruction you have on your hands. I am incredibly intrigued by how it all might come together."
He then gestured to the spot in front of the little fire with a "May I?" as a request to join him, but, really, Ignis was already lowering himself down to sit.
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But this comment was slightly distracted, his attention more on the sympathetic, understanding nod. "And yes," he added. "That tends to happen often with some people. I myself have once stepped put for a walk on a different planet and wound up here instead..."
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Look, the island didn't have moose, and Senshi was going on things he knew. Which were cooking and monsters, mostly.
"He was also tellin' me about different universes and stuff, but I didn't much follow," he added, spooning several large helpings of larb into lettuce leaves and arranging them neatly on a plate. "Here ya go," he added, handing it over to Ignis. "Let me know what you think."
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Ignis himself would need to have words with that troublesome beast next week, but he was, currently, blissfully unaware of such a need.
"And let's see," he said, "what I can recall of the listing." Plate settled in his hands, he put off trying the food a moment longer to go back in his memory, to the recordings of the course listings this session, and what had caught his ear about Senshi's.
"Delve into a dungeon to learn how it works as a thriving ecosystem and how adventurers can maintain a healthy and delicious diet by preparing and eating the monsters that live there," he said. "Something along those lines, I believe."
As if he hadn't practiced quoted it exactly...
"As a former chef adventurer myself," he continued, "it was very relevant to my interests. I almost went with a similar class to teach myself, only with more of a focus on the wilderness than dungeons,but decided to run a course focusing on coffee instead."
And, with that now all said, Ignis could finally take a bit of his lettuce-wrappes larb.
"Oh," he said, his chin lifting slightly as he chewed, taking another bite to better work through what Senshi had put together. "Oh,that's...very cleverly executed..."
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"Well...huh," he said, after Ignis had finished reciting his class description. "That is the kind of class I'd teach if I was signin' up to do that. Don't like whatever magic is goin' on that made it happen, but...could be worse."
And then Ignis complimented his larb and Senshi smiled. Even the sighted would have difficulty seeing it below his mustache and helm which didn't move even when he spoke, but the ways his eyes squinched up made it obvious - as did the clear pride and happiness in his voice. "Good to hear. You can't really taste the little sausages much?"
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"Not in any way that makes them evident," he decided, "unless you're intentionally aware of their presence. But remarkably well done, considering what you were working with, though it sounds like you're rather used to making the most out of what's available to you."
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He sat with the slight groan of a man who has aged a little past his prime and knows it, even if he's still hale and hearty. "Now, mind, this was a good fifty years before the dungeon was officially discovered - that happened about six years ago, when some ancient king tottered out of the mouth of it, told folks that he was the king of the Golden Country that had been swallowed by the dungeon on the order of the Lunatic Magician, and anyone who could defeat that guy would become king. Then he turned into dust, over a thousand years catchin' up to him all at once. Of course, people bein' what they are, folks started swarmin' in, peelin' the gold of the very walls. By this time, I'd stopped bein' a warrior, too, content to live on the third floor of the dungeon and take care of it but most folks were just in it for the treasure. Not that there's much anymore. The gold-scrappers came in and took pretty much anything that wasn't nailed down, till there was no more treasure left in any of the upper three floors.
"Each floor is more dangerous than the above, correspondin' to different parts of the castle and its environs. The uppermost floor is the remains of the graveyard of the village the dungeon ended up displacin' when it got too big to remain wholly underground. That's pretty well populated with merchants and adventurers, as well as a demi-human slave market. I don't much care for that, so I don't spend much time up there. The second floor is filled with tall trees and towers, linked by wooden bridges; the folks who come in to study the dungeon think that it's the very top of the castle that was sealed away. My floor, the third, is the entrance to the castle, with a buncha winding corridors and the like. I've only gone down so far's the fourth floor, mostly to trade with the orcs that live there. That floor is a cave made up of the castle and an underground lake; at the bottom of the lake is the castle town. I've heard folks say that the fifth floor is the town itself, but I've never seen it."