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fandomhigh2006-05-03 06:42 am
overlord-zordon.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2006-05-03 06:42 am
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School Announcements, May 3
"Good morning, students. Alpha 5 has something he would like to say to you."
"I do? But Zordon, what do I . . . ay-yi-yi, oh, all right! Ahem. I apologize for alarming you all with my statement yesterday about legally binding marriages." The robot sounds like he's reciting something against his will. "I will make sure in future to do my research thoroughly and not cause unnecessary panic among the student body. Also, IwillmakesuretoshutoffthePAsystemattheappropriatetimeokaybye."
"Thank you, Alpha. I regret to inform you all that the standoff with the washers and dryers continues, and they not only refuse to name their terms, but they will not release any of the hostage clothing. Please be assured that negotiations are continuing at full strength, as the administration has no desire to allow involuntary public nudity to become a problem. We have, however, received another ransom note today."
There's a sound as if Zordon is clearing his throat, even though he doesn't have one.
"We, the united doors of the fifth floor, have also come to the conclusion that our services have gone without reward or recompense for far too long, and that this is a situation which must be remedied immediately. Some judicial research has led us to believe that there is not enough music in our lives. Make of this what you will."
There are several seconds' worth of muttering that is highly likely a string of curses in some obscure ancient language. "We apologize sincerely for this inconvenience for those of you who live on the fifth floor, and for the cryptic nature of the note. Anyone who figures out how to entice the doors to open is encouraged to share the solution with fellow students. Thank you, and attempt to have a nice day."
[OOC: Credit to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bruiser_in_pink for the fifth-floor-and-Logan doors. As for knowing that you have to sing to them? Well . . . you'll have to deduce that from the clues in the note. Please see this post for details on the announcements for the rest of the week.]
"I do? But Zordon, what do I . . . ay-yi-yi, oh, all right! Ahem. I apologize for alarming you all with my statement yesterday about legally binding marriages." The robot sounds like he's reciting something against his will. "I will make sure in future to do my research thoroughly and not cause unnecessary panic among the student body. Also, IwillmakesuretoshutoffthePAsystemattheappropriatetimeokaybye."
"Thank you, Alpha. I regret to inform you all that the standoff with the washers and dryers continues, and they not only refuse to name their terms, but they will not release any of the hostage clothing. Please be assured that negotiations are continuing at full strength, as the administration has no desire to allow involuntary public nudity to become a problem. We have, however, received another ransom note today."
There's a sound as if Zordon is clearing his throat, even though he doesn't have one.
"We, the united doors of the fifth floor, have also come to the conclusion that our services have gone without reward or recompense for far too long, and that this is a situation which must be remedied immediately. Some judicial research has led us to believe that there is not enough music in our lives. Make of this what you will."
There are several seconds' worth of muttering that is highly likely a string of curses in some obscure ancient language. "We apologize sincerely for this inconvenience for those of you who live on the fifth floor, and for the cryptic nature of the note. Anyone who figures out how to entice the doors to open is encouraged to share the solution with fellow students. Thank you, and attempt to have a nice day."
[OOC: Credit to
bruiser_in_pink for the fifth-floor-and-Logan doors. As for knowing that you have to sing to them? Well . . . you'll have to deduce that from the clues in the note. Please see this post for details on the announcements for the rest of the week.]