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Beaker No!/Beaker Yes! [Friday 4/19, 3rd Period]
Today was the last class before exams AND no one had been horribly maimed so far this semester! As far as the teachers knew! It was time to celebrate, right?
Wrong! Sam Eagle would not stand for premature celebrations! “Today,” he said, “in preparation for whatever horrors Beaker may inflict upon us next week for your final exam, we shall be learning about fire safety! It is my hope that you all survive said exam!”
Beaker was not listening to Sam! He was too busy getting the herd? Gaggle? Committee? of Muppet chickens into the Danger Shop. They looked very snazzy in their fire hats, didn't they?
“I do not recall requesting chickens,” the eagle groused. “I requested firefighters!”
"Meep meep meep!" Beaker said as fire hoses unfurled dramatically from the ceiling. Of course there was going to be a final song and dance number, Sam. Have you ever Muppet-ed?
Sam had been Muppet-ing for decades, how very dare! “This is no way to learn anything! This is all frivolous nonsense!” Especially the chicken kick line.
They'd worked hard on those kicks, Sam! "Meep meep meep meep!" Beaker countered, wheeling in a cannon big enough to launch a chicken from.
“Who gave you a cannon” Sam demanded. “This is an outrage! Extremely unsafe! Very weird! Inappropriate!”
He was drowned out by cannon fire. Because it was funny that way.
Wrong! Sam Eagle would not stand for premature celebrations! “Today,” he said, “in preparation for whatever horrors Beaker may inflict upon us next week for your final exam, we shall be learning about fire safety! It is my hope that you all survive said exam!”
Beaker was not listening to Sam! He was too busy getting the herd? Gaggle? Committee? of Muppet chickens into the Danger Shop. They looked very snazzy in their fire hats, didn't they?
“I do not recall requesting chickens,” the eagle groused. “I requested firefighters!”
"Meep meep meep!" Beaker said as fire hoses unfurled dramatically from the ceiling. Of course there was going to be a final song and dance number, Sam. Have you ever Muppet-ed?
Sam had been Muppet-ing for decades, how very dare! “This is no way to learn anything! This is all frivolous nonsense!” Especially the chicken kick line.
They'd worked hard on those kicks, Sam! "Meep meep meep meep!" Beaker countered, wheeling in a cannon big enough to launch a chicken from.
“Who gave you a cannon” Sam demanded. “This is an outrage! Extremely unsafe! Very weird! Inappropriate!”
He was drowned out by cannon fire. Because it was funny that way.