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Guud murneeng stoodents! Ere-a yuoor feenels gueeng vell? I remember feenels veek vhee I ves in schuul...spent zee vhule-a teeme-a under my bed, cryeeng.

Unyveys.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Creb Cekes

-Mecurunee und Cheese-a

-Seled

-Peunoot Bootter Cuukeees

Comments

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Made some money. Got in a huge arse knife fight with a guy. Won, but ended up with a bunch of stitches all over my chest and back. Probably make for some interesting scars."

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova winced. "My sympathies. Maia and I headed to Babylon 5 for a "simple diplomatic mission"." She snorted. "Simple, my attractive posterior."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"It is an attractive posterior," Pip said. "Though from your eye, I doubt the mission was a simple one."

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"Maia ended up kidnapped by Drazi and I got this beauty when I helped the security force rescue her. I am going to kill John for dragging me home like that."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip nodded. "The other mercs had to keep me from slugging my grandfather. They ssaid it'd reopen my wounds."

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova laughed. "I think that's about what Stephen told me, too." She poked at her seled. "But back to making Nadia blush and flail even more . . ."