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fandomhigh2024-03-15 12:08 pm
but_mostly_america) wrote in fandomhigh2024-03-15 12:08 pm
Beaker No!/Beaker Yes! [Friday 3/15, 3rd Period]
“Welcome back once more, students!” Sam boomed out. “I hope you are all prepared to learn more important and useful information today!”
Sam, they had yet to learn a single important and/or useful thing from you.
“Today,” Sam continued, oblivious to the narrative as he was to most criticism, “we shall be discussing the importance of spring cleaning!”
Beaker…Beaker was not prepared to clean. Beaker was prepared to sing! He had a white cozy sweater and green tam and everything! Yes, he was two days early for St. Patrick's Day but on the bright side, he wasn't attempting a thematically appropriate assassination?
(The odds of everyone getting doused in Caeser dressing were still higher than normal.)
“Beaker! We are not singing today!” Nor were they celebrating stabbing Caesar though an argument could be made that that had been spring cleaning of a sort.
"Meep meep meep mee--" Beaker began, warbling his way through Danny Boy (the music was being piped--heh--in somehow) and ignoring Sam completely.
Sam was just going to bluster even louder then! So there, Beaker! “Cleanliness is of course always important but the changing of the seasons is an excellent time for a deep clean.”
Oh no, how sad, the music was completely drowning out the eagle.
His phone, which had not been in his wing until just now, rang. Sam answered with ”greetings!” and a very loud and gruff voice on the other end said, “Hey it's the pipes. Pipe down!”
Which was, of course, when a pipe that had definitely not existed until just now spewed green foam all over Sam.
Just in time for the high note! Because of course it was in time for the high note. Aren't you all learning so much, class?
Sam, they had yet to learn a single important and/or useful thing from you.
“Today,” Sam continued, oblivious to the narrative as he was to most criticism, “we shall be discussing the importance of spring cleaning!”
Beaker…Beaker was not prepared to clean. Beaker was prepared to sing! He had a white cozy sweater and green tam and everything! Yes, he was two days early for St. Patrick's Day but on the bright side, he wasn't attempting a thematically appropriate assassination?
(The odds of everyone getting doused in Caeser dressing were still higher than normal.)
“Beaker! We are not singing today!” Nor were they celebrating stabbing Caesar though an argument could be made that that had been spring cleaning of a sort.
"Meep meep meep mee--" Beaker began, warbling his way through Danny Boy (the music was being piped--heh--in somehow) and ignoring Sam completely.
Sam was just going to bluster even louder then! So there, Beaker! “Cleanliness is of course always important but the changing of the seasons is an excellent time for a deep clean.”
Oh no, how sad, the music was completely drowning out the eagle.
His phone, which had not been in his wing until just now, rang. Sam answered with ”greetings!” and a very loud and gruff voice on the other end said, “Hey it's the pipes. Pipe down!”
Which was, of course, when a pipe that had definitely not existed until just now spewed green foam all over Sam.
Just in time for the high note! Because of course it was in time for the high note. Aren't you all learning so much, class?
OOC