Advanced Criminal Justice, Final, Period 1, 05.02.06

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[OOC: Handwave the final with an idea of how you did if you must, but you know you want to answer the questions, come on. A big thanks to rory__gilmore who has helped me out so much with this class over the entire fake school year. Have some cookies! Anyway, work is likely to be murderous today, so probably slowplay if you want interaction. Class Info Post.]

"Welcome to your final Advanced Criminal Justice session, students!" Tick said after everyone was in the room. "People who had stuff to turn in, please do so now so you have it off of your mind."

"In just a moment, you'll have six questions of Justicey goodness. Please answer them to the best of your abilities and then you're done with my class!"

"Before you leave, though, please say a farewell to Lockheed. He'll be leaving us next week for greener pastures. He seems to claim that his work here is done, whatever that actually means."

1. On the Tricycle of Justice there are three wheels: the police, the courts, and the prisons. The front wheel supplies the powers to move and steer. The rear wheels provide balance and a place for a passenger to stand. Describe where you believe each Wheel of Justice is located on the tricycle.

2. Please write a paragraph about what Justice means to you, using at least three of the following phrases:

- drawn from the weeds
- brave like soldiers
- falling down under the pale moonlight
- like a someone broken
- stand in the wind
- free like water
- warmth of the sun
- both been shaken

Using five or more will gain extra credit.

3. What is the most important thing that you have learned about Justice this term?

Extra credit will be given to those who write their answer in the style of Dr. Seuss.

4. Former Principal Bristow was famed to use a spoon to fight for Justice. Professor Tick uses the word "spoon" as a battlecry. How would you use a utensil - or the idea of that utensil - combined with your knowledge of Justice this term?

5. Does Justice work in Fandom? Explain your answer.

6. Please write a paragraph on one of the following scenarios:

A) A marmoset steals a pie from a mouse and retreats to a tree. You are unable to reach it, no matter how you try. How will you negotiate with the tiny miscreant and/or victim? (Bear in mind that these are magical animals who can talk, of course.)

B) A criminal is decided to be innocent based upon insubstantial evidence and a possible jury bias. What can the average person do as recourse in the case of this Injustice?

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Re: Take the test [Final]

[fates_jaye]

1. On the Tricycle of Justice there are three wheels: the police, the courts, and the prisons. The front wheel supplies the powers to move and steer. The rear wheels provide balance and a place for a passenger to stand. Describe where you believe each Wheel of Justice is located on the tricycle.

Cops are right up front cuz they're the iron hang of justice or something. Besides, if justice is blind, you probably shouldn't have the courts right up front in the driver's wheel, you know?

2. Please write a paragraph about what Justice means to you, using at least three of the following phrases:

When you're falling down under the pale moonlight like a someone broken, you need to be brave like soldiers drawn from the weeds. Justice helps you be free like water under the warmth of the sun when you've both been shaken. And then you can stand in the wind.

3. What is the most important thing that you have learned about Justice this term?

I will not vigilante in a box.
I will not vigilante with a fox.
I will not vigilante on a train.
I will not vigilante on a plane.
I will not vigilante here or there.
I will not vigilante anywhere.

Also, Erin's the duck.

4. Former Principal Bristow was famed to use a spoon to fight for Justice. Professor Tick uses the word "spoon" as a battlecry. How would you use a utensil - or the idea of that utensil - combined with your knowledge of Justice this term?

I would use a spork as a threat against those who did not do justice. Along with my battlecry of "CHUNG CHUNG". (Suck it, Marty.)

5. Does Justice work in Fandom? Explain your answer.

Sure. The Mayor's scary.

6. Please write a paragraph on one of the following scenarios:

A) A marmoset steals a pie from a mouse and retreats to a tree. You are unable to reach it, no matter how you try. How will you negotiate with the tiny miscreant and/or victim? (Bear in mind that these are magical animals who can talk, of course.)

I'll get my handy spork, riding in on my tricycle of justice and saying "CHUNG CHUNG" and explain to the marmoset that it is now an evildoer and must be brought back to justice like a someone broken. And it will be so confused that it will give the pie back to the mouse.

Alternately, I can call the Sin, leave an anonymous tip that there's pie, and Miho will take care of it.