Advanced Criminal Justice, Final, Period 1, 05.02.06

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[OOC: Handwave the final with an idea of how you did if you must, but you know you want to answer the questions, come on. A big thanks to rory__gilmore who has helped me out so much with this class over the entire fake school year. Have some cookies! Anyway, work is likely to be murderous today, so probably slowplay if you want interaction. Class Info Post.]

"Welcome to your final Advanced Criminal Justice session, students!" Tick said after everyone was in the room. "People who had stuff to turn in, please do so now so you have it off of your mind."

"In just a moment, you'll have six questions of Justicey goodness. Please answer them to the best of your abilities and then you're done with my class!"

"Before you leave, though, please say a farewell to Lockheed. He'll be leaving us next week for greener pastures. He seems to claim that his work here is done, whatever that actually means."

1. On the Tricycle of Justice there are three wheels: the police, the courts, and the prisons. The front wheel supplies the powers to move and steer. The rear wheels provide balance and a place for a passenger to stand. Describe where you believe each Wheel of Justice is located on the tricycle.

2. Please write a paragraph about what Justice means to you, using at least three of the following phrases:

- drawn from the weeds
- brave like soldiers
- falling down under the pale moonlight
- like a someone broken
- stand in the wind
- free like water
- warmth of the sun
- both been shaken

Using five or more will gain extra credit.

3. What is the most important thing that you have learned about Justice this term?

Extra credit will be given to those who write their answer in the style of Dr. Seuss.

4. Former Principal Bristow was famed to use a spoon to fight for Justice. Professor Tick uses the word "spoon" as a battlecry. How would you use a utensil - or the idea of that utensil - combined with your knowledge of Justice this term?

5. Does Justice work in Fandom? Explain your answer.

6. Please write a paragraph on one of the following scenarios:

A) A marmoset steals a pie from a mouse and retreats to a tree. You are unable to reach it, no matter how you try. How will you negotiate with the tiny miscreant and/or victim? (Bear in mind that these are magical animals who can talk, of course.)

B) A criminal is decided to be innocent based upon insubstantial evidence and a possible jury bias. What can the average person do as recourse in the case of this Injustice?

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Re: Take the test [Final]

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1. On the Tricycle of Justice there are three wheels: the police, the courts, and the prisons. The front wheel supplies the powers to move and steer. The rear wheels provide balance and a place for a passenger to stand. Describe where you believe each Wheel of Justice is located on the tricycle.
Clearly a trick question. The front wheel does not power the tricycle of justice, it's the kid in the seat of the tricycle. Who is the kid? Why society of course. They empower the front wheel of law enforcement with their pedaling feet and lean back on the wheels of Courts and the *giggle* penal system to move things along.

2. Please write a paragraph about what Justice means to you, using at least three of the following phrases:

To face villains which are drawn from the weeds of evil and attack victims who are lying there like a someone broken, one must be brave like soldiers.

3. What is the most important thing that you have learned about Justice this term?
Jaye will do anything for Boykissy.
Though some might call it sissy
Her lust for it will never be satisfiedinated.
Thus her whole life will be brokinated.

4. Former Principal Bristow was famed to use a spoon to fight for Justice. Professor Tick uses the word "spoon" as a battlecry. How would you use a utensil - or the idea of that utensil - combined with your knowledge of Justice this term?

I once tamed unchecked aggression by killing the President of Paraguay with a fork. He had it coming.

One does not need a utensil to dispense justice. One can use a pen to stab an attacker in the neck write a disagreeable letter to the editor, or your congressman.

5. Does Justice work in Fandom? Explain your answer.
One: A teacher catches you doing something bad and you get detention.
Two: Your name is randomly pulled from a hat and thrown in detention.
Three:You come up with a plot of mistaken identity and get thrown in jail
Four: You're a female vampire and you let yourself get caught so you can poison your son/lover

6. Please write a paragraph on one of the following scenarios:
A criminal is decided to be innocent based upon insubstantial evidence and a possible jury bias. What can the average person do as recourse in the case of this Injustice?
Shoot them in the head
Shoot them in the kneecaps
Stab them with a fork
Stab them with a pen
Whine
'Sic the tabloids on him or her.