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Steve Rogers ([personal profile] heroic_jawline) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2024-01-09 09:12 am

Art in STEM, Tuesday, January 9, 2024

"Welcome to our first class," Steve said with a far-too-awake grin at the students. "This semester we're exploring how art and STEM--science, technology, engineering, mathematics--work together. Or sometimes, how they need to so you don't send things that are both ugly and useless out into the world."

Tony was less awake, but had a coffee as large as his head. Which helped. "A prime example of why it's needed is... this thing here," he said, gesturing at an image of a specific vehicle. Did he have a look of revulsion at it? Yes, yes he did. This was some Justin Hammer design aesthetic.

Steve was giving the image his judgiest, Captain America is Disappointed in You, look. "This is the Tesla Cybertruck," he said. "And it really looks like that. On purpose."

Every part of his artist's heart was insulted, you guys.

"And it's just shoddy design on a purely practical level too!" Tony said, gesturing at it. "How this could ever hit the market is a testament to how lax safety standards are."

You know. Said the guy who tested out a flying suit of armor on himself.

"It has proprietary tires that don't work in the snow," Steve said, nodding.

"So, as our welcome to the class... join us in judging this thing," Tony said with a grin. Because how better to bond as people?

"And offer suggestions on how to improve it," Steve said, "even if it means starting from scratch."
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Re: Make suggestions!

[personal profile] two_idiots_one_body 2024-01-09 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Arthur Lester," Arthur said, a little distractedly. John was busy describing the thing to him, but Arthur was stuck on one thing so far. "Proprietary tires? They're round circles of rubber!"
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Re: Make suggestions!

[personal profile] two_idiots_one_body 2024-01-09 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"But tires exist already!" Arthur protested. "They're simple things - why would you want to literally redesign the wheel?"
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Re: Make suggestions!

[personal profile] two_idiots_one_body 2024-01-09 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"I thought they just all used electricity differently," Arthur said cluelessly.
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Re: Make suggestions!

[personal profile] imafuturist 2024-01-09 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Because more money," Tony said with an annoyed sigh. Which was possibly some glass houses because also a billionaire.
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Re: Make suggestions!

[personal profile] two_idiots_one_body 2024-01-09 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"But why would anybody want to buy - let alone repurchase - something so impractical as proprietary tires that don't work?" Arthur asked.
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Re: Make suggestions!

[personal profile] imafuturist 2024-01-09 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, you might be surprised what people will buy to feel unique."

Like chandeliers. Tony.
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Re: Make suggestions!

[personal profile] two_idiots_one_body 2024-01-09 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Aren't these mass-produced?" Arthur asked.