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fandomhigh2023-12-14 08:59 am
but_mostly_america) wrote in fandomhigh2023-12-14 08:59 am
Sam Eagle Presents: The Weird States of America, Thursday 12/14
“Students, this is our final class before your final exam!”
What, you didn’t think Sam would end a semester without a proper exam, did you? There would absolutely be a written test next week.
“As such,” he continued, “I have saved a special and extremely weird state for our discussion. The state of Florida!”
They had to get there eventually, right?
“Florida’s state bird is the mockingbird which is unacceptable. A bird named for mockery? Appalling. There are so many other birds to choose from!” There were bald eagles, for example.
“Florida is home to Walt Disney World, which I appreciate for their appreciation of my work as well as their appreciation for America! It is also, unfortunately, a place that appreciates the work of my,” Sam sighed heavily, “colleagues.”
Sam shook his head to dispel such thoughts.
“Florida has a series of islands known as the Florida Keys. Keys are for locks and I do not understand why an archipelago would be named for them! They are islands, not bits of metal! Let us not speak of the key lime.” With his luck some limes and coconuts would appear and start singing. Beaker, the narrative was not making a suggestionit totally was though.
“And one of the strangest thing about Florida,” Sam said in a low voice, “is the phenomenon of the Florida Man. I have prepared a short presentation on the subject for you all to enjoy.” Enjoy was such a strong word, Sam.
“Once we are finished with that, we shall discuss your thoughts on the weirdness of Florida!”
What, you didn’t think Sam would end a semester without a proper exam, did you? There would absolutely be a written test next week.
“As such,” he continued, “I have saved a special and extremely weird state for our discussion. The state of Florida!”
They had to get there eventually, right?
“Florida’s state bird is the mockingbird which is unacceptable. A bird named for mockery? Appalling. There are so many other birds to choose from!” There were bald eagles, for example.
“Florida is home to Walt Disney World, which I appreciate for their appreciation of my work as well as their appreciation for America! It is also, unfortunately, a place that appreciates the work of my,” Sam sighed heavily, “colleagues.”
Sam shook his head to dispel such thoughts.
“Florida has a series of islands known as the Florida Keys. Keys are for locks and I do not understand why an archipelago would be named for them! They are islands, not bits of metal! Let us not speak of the key lime.” With his luck some limes and coconuts would appear and start singing. Beaker, the narrative was not making a suggestion
“And one of the strangest thing about Florida,” Sam said in a low voice, “is the phenomenon of the Florida Man. I have prepared a short presentation on the subject for you all to enjoy.” Enjoy was such a strong word, Sam.
“Once we are finished with that, we shall discuss your thoughts on the weirdness of Florida!”
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