Try Not to Die, Monday, December 11, 2023

[sith_happened]

When Fandom gave you latkes, Anakin was going to eat latkes. Anakin was going to eat so many latkes he would have regrets about it tomorrow, but for now, no regrets!

Anakin made amazing choices.

"This is our last class together before our exam next week," he said, "so let's see if you've gotten better over the semester at lying to other people's faces. I have made these absolutely terrible tasting cookies. You must eat two without spitting them out or come up with a reason not to eat them that will not insult me. Before you try to opt out due to dietary restrictions, they are refined-sugar free, gluten free, egg free, and vegan."

He didn't say that might be why they tasted terrible, but you could see the thought occurring to him.

"Begin."

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Re: Lie!

[sith_happened]

"How old are you now?" Anakin asked. "Probably old enough to make your own food choices."

Re: Lie!

[wildgalegirl]

"Have you met my Aunties?" Charlie said. "No one disobeys them. Even the mayor pretty much falls into line with what the Aunties want."

Re: Lie!

[sith_happened]

"Not this mayor," Anakin said, snorting.

Re: Lie!

[wildgalegirl]

"I can tell you're not from Canada," Charlie said glumly. "If you were you'd understand."

Re: Lie!

[sith_happened]

"Right," Anakin said dryly. "You're missing out."

Re: Lie!

[wildgalegirl]

"I know," Charlie said with a sigh. "It's very sad. Thank you for understanding."