Ass-Kicking 101, Thursday, 3rd Period

[wrongkindofsith]

There was a cat in the classroom today. An average sized, perfectly ordinary looking, orange cat.

"Why is there a cat?" Cara asked. Totally just for the benefit of the class.

"Well, it's not a cat." Jane had been surprised by this too before.

Well, that wasn't at all ominous. "Why is there a not-a-cat," Cara amended.

"That... is a long story," Jane said. "He's a friend of a friend's and I ended up watching him for a little bit. But! I thought he might be useful in teaching you all about not making assumptions in a fight."

The not-a-cat just purred and rubbed against Jane's leg.

Cara bent to pick the not-a-cat up and look more closely at it. "Was it assumptions about the sex of ginger cats because she's a-"

Oh, look, tentacles. Quite a lot of them. More than should fit in a cat that size actually.

"More... that," Jane said as the tentacles just disappeared again. "Mostly that. He ate one of my chairs?"

"...I see," Cara said slowly, still holding the not-a-cat. "So, how do we deal with the good kitty?"

Comments

Sign In - AK101 12

[wrongkindofsith]

With an adorable fluffy animal.

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[giveittoyoursister]

Vi

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[pun_king]

Graham Cracker

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[afraid_of_marshmallows]

Arden Finch

Listen to Cara and Jane - AK101 12

[wrongkindofsith]

So, that happened.

Deal with the not-a-cat - AK101 12

[wrongkindofsith]

All suggestions are valid.

Letting the not-a-cat do whatever she wants is the most valid.

Re: Deal with the not-a-cat - AK101 12

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

"What is the option that includes not wanting any of that smoke?" Arden had to ask.

Because, yeah. She did not.

Talk to Cara or Jane! - AK101 12

[wrongkindofsith]

Cara has many questions about this friend of e friend of Jane's. Many questions.

OOC - AK101 12

[wrongkindofsith]

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