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but_mostly_america) wrote in
fandomhigh2023-08-08 01:15 pm
Sam Eagle Presents WeirDONT'S: How Not To Be A Weirdo Part 2, Tuesday, 8/8
At precisely the appointed time for class to begin, Sam cleared his throat and began to speak. "I must apologize, students, for my absence last week!"
"I was unavoidably detained by an appointment with a dentist!"
Never mind that Sam was a Muppet eagle who had no teeth. Or that the dentist was Dr. Teeth and that the appointment had something to do with a documentary about The Electric Mayhem and nothing to do with dentistry.
"This dentist was very weird. He has always been weird. Perhaps if he had stayed on the path to dentistry and not been distracted by rock and roll music. Or perhaps if he had made normal music instead of working with his band of weirdos."
Sam nodded importantly. "Music like from this wonderful musician I have an educational documentary about! Once we have watched it we can discuss music that is not weird!"
With that, Sam pressed play on the 'educational documentary.' Surprising nobody but Sam it was not what he'd intended to show to his students.
"I was unavoidably detained by an appointment with a dentist!"
Never mind that Sam was a Muppet eagle who had no teeth. Or that the dentist was Dr. Teeth and that the appointment had something to do with a documentary about The Electric Mayhem and nothing to do with dentistry.
"This dentist was very weird. He has always been weird. Perhaps if he had stayed on the path to dentistry and not been distracted by rock and roll music. Or perhaps if he had made normal music instead of working with his band of weirdos."
Sam nodded importantly. "Music like from this wonderful musician I have an educational documentary about! Once we have watched it we can discuss music that is not weird!"
With that, Sam pressed play on the 'educational documentary.' Surprising nobody but Sam it was not what he'd intended to show to his students.

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