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fandomhigh2023-07-25 11:29 am
but_mostly_america) wrote in fandomhigh2023-07-25 11:29 am
Sam Eagle Presents WeirDONT'S: How Not To Be A Weirdo Part 2, Tuesday, 7/25
There were no fireworks today. Sam had checked. Repeatedly.
There were no mice today. Sam had checked. Repeatedly.
There was, however, a model plane flying around the room of its own accord. Sam was trying to ignore it. Sam was not very good at ignoring weirdness.
"Today we shall discuss travel!" Sam said at precisely the appointed time, as always.
"It is extremely important to not be weird while traveling. Other people have to deal with you and they are unable to escape!"
Hear that, Beaker? Remember that next time there was a work trip!
"When traveling by plane, for example, you must dress appropriately! You must leave your shoes on if you are the sort of person who wears shoes! You must not eat anything that smells strongly! You must stay in your own seat and not steal the space of your neighbor no matter how small and uncomfortable the space may be! If you wanted more space you should have flown first class!"
Very helpful advice, Sam, really.
"Of course if you are traveling by train you will have more space and it will be more civilized! Should you be forced to travel by bus..."
Sam shuddered.
"Buses are populated by weirdos and are best avoided!"
There were no mice today. Sam had checked. Repeatedly.
There was, however, a model plane flying around the room of its own accord. Sam was trying to ignore it. Sam was not very good at ignoring weirdness.
"Today we shall discuss travel!" Sam said at precisely the appointed time, as always.
"It is extremely important to not be weird while traveling. Other people have to deal with you and they are unable to escape!"
Hear that, Beaker? Remember that next time there was a work trip!
"When traveling by plane, for example, you must dress appropriately! You must leave your shoes on if you are the sort of person who wears shoes! You must not eat anything that smells strongly! You must stay in your own seat and not steal the space of your neighbor no matter how small and uncomfortable the space may be! If you wanted more space you should have flown first class!"
Very helpful advice, Sam, really.
"Of course if you are traveling by train you will have more space and it will be more civilized! Should you be forced to travel by bus..."
Sam shuddered.
"Buses are populated by weirdos and are best avoided!"
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Listen to Sam [7/25]
Discuss traveling?
Re: Discuss traveling?
Surely traveling by cannon was normal? Gonzo did it all the time!
Re: Discuss traveling?
No, Boc. No.
Talk to Sam [7/25]
OOC