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Doctor Chelli Lona Aphra ([personal profile] jedigrammarians) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2023-07-25 11:52 pm

Buckle Those Swashes, Tuesday 3rd Period

Today's class was being held in the Danger Shop, which looked like the cockpit of a suitably decrepit 'used future' space ship. Wonder of wonders, both your teachers were there.

"So we've covered being a sea pirate." Had you Aphra, had you? "So lets talk about being a space pirate. Which is honestly a lot like the first, but you know, with the unforgiving vacuum of space instead of a nice ocean."

"Which is really just proof that my kind of piracy is better," Isabela added.

Aphra looked like she was about to come up with some kind of cutting rejoinder to that when the ship rocked. "And it looks like we're being attacked by the law," she said. "But they're a fascist space empire so don't feel bad about fighting them. Battlestations!"

A pause.

"By which I mean the gun controls! Over there! They're marked!" In Aurebesh.
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[personal profile] pun_king 2023-07-25 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Graham Cracker
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[personal profile] wildgalegirl 2023-07-25 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Charlie Gale
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Beaker
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[personal profile] wildgalegirl 2023-07-25 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Charlie was going to have a lot of fun with this! She was firing a bit like a madwoman to match Aphra's flying.