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fandomhigh2023-07-04 01:08 pm
but_mostly_america) wrote in fandomhigh2023-07-04 01:08 pm
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Sam Eagle Presents WeirDONT'S: How Not To Be A Weirdo 2, Tuesday 7/4, 4th Period
Sam was looking extremely patriotic today but not weirdly so. Sam would never.
“Students! Today is the most important holiday in this great country! In order to fit in here, in America it is vital that you understand our history! So I have, of course, prepared a lecture on the history of Independence Day and America and patriotism! You will be expected to take notes. There will be a test so that I can ensure you will not be found weird later!”
That moment, of course, was when Beaker entered the room with far too many fireworks contained on his small Muppet person.
“No, absolutely not! Fireworks belong outside in the dark, Beaker!”
“Meepmeep meep meep meep!”
The fireworks went off just as the penguin band entered playing a Sousa march.
”Class dismissed! TAKE COVER!”
This was not what Sam had planned.
[Beaker modded with permission,obvs. I’m not a monster.]
“Students! Today is the most important holiday in this great country! In order to fit in here, in America it is vital that you understand our history! So I have, of course, prepared a lecture on the history of Independence Day and America and patriotism! You will be expected to take notes. There will be a test so that I can ensure you will not be found weird later!”
That moment, of course, was when Beaker entered the room with far too many fireworks contained on his small Muppet person.
“No, absolutely not! Fireworks belong outside in the dark, Beaker!”
“Meepmeep meep meep meep!”
The fireworks went off just as the penguin band entered playing a Sousa march.
”Class dismissed! TAKE COVER!”
This was not what Sam had planned.
[Beaker modded with permission,obvs. I’m not a monster.]
Sign In [7/4]
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Listen to Sam and TAKE COVER [7/4]]
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"Fuck!"
OOC [7/4]