fandomhigh | Galactic Field Trips, Monday

"Good morning, everyone." Lana smiled. "Welcome to our last trip for this term. I hope you've enjoyed getting to see my galaxy." Albeit a carefully curated version. "For our last class, we'll be going to Dantooine. It's an agricultural world that's currently part of the Alliance. It's on the edge of Imperial territory and lies on two separate hyperspace routes, so it's not as out-of-touch as you might think, given its position in the galaxy."

Look, it was the boonies, but it was a pretty nice boonies.

"So, come on through." She waved them into the portal, followed along, and...oh, no. This was not Dantooine!

She turned just in time for the portal to close. "Damn it! Sorry, this is not our planned destination." She pulled out her phone as she looked around. "Welcome to Nar Shaddaa, playground of the Hutts and every criminal in the galaxy. Look, why don't you head into the casino, change a bit of money, and enjoy the slots while I call Portalocity and get us out of here. Just - look, stay away from the tables, don't make a scene no matter what you see, and do not approach anything large and sluglike."

Lana had to make some phone calls.

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"I'm beginning to be reminded why I used to stick to being a bartender," Atton agreed. He shrugged one shoulder. "At least none of you have done anything particularly stupid so far, so hey. This might turn out to be a vacation."

"Which bar?" Marc asked. Though he suspected he had a good guess if the guy meant Fandom.

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"Caritas," Atton said. "I spent a lot of time taping zombies back together." He lifted his chin. "So what's your day job?"

Marc gave a nod of acknowledgement that he would've gotten that one wrong. "Don't have one. Not on the island anyway. My, ah, roommate takes care of that."

Yes, yes, very funny.

Atton snorted. He had a feeling the guy was lying, but considering the sheer amount of lying he did, it'd be hypocritical to point that out. "I need to find me a roommate like that, obviously."

"He's not so bad," Marc said, studiously ignoring the fond look Steven shot in his direction at hearing it. "How about you? What do you do besides favors for Lana?"

"I teach Flight and Flying and bum around the island being handsome and brooding," Atton said, throwing a brief glance past Marc at the alien staring at them across the way. "It's a dirty job, someone has to do it, and other clichés."

"We're feeling confident on handsome?" Marc asked. Not really a dig on the guy's looks, he was just amused how many guys on the island didn't exactly lack self confidence when it came to their appearance.

Self-confidence, carefully curated mask he was actually trying to peel apart but fell into when he was on autopilot, something about potatoes and pronounciations...

"Yeah, I have that one signed and in writing from experts," Atton snarked, "But clever. Really."

"If you do beauty pageants in your spare time, who am I to judge?" Marc replied.

Or really a lot of other shit in his spare time. Marc wasn't a hugely judgey guy.

"Now I get it," Atton replied. "That's why your day job's on the mainland: you're a comedian."

"Not the first person to accuse me of that either," Marc said.

Marc Spector: Headache Comedian.

Atton snorted. He shook his head. "You going to keep an eye on grumpy hat guy here?"

It'd be nice if he didn't have to split his attention between ten people.

"I got 'im," Marc said. He left off the we even though Steven hadn't stopped watching Watts from the reflection. "Make sure he gets back to the portal too."

"Well, let me know if you get in trouble you can't handle," Atton said, with a slight shrug. "Just scream something Earthy very loud at the top of your voice, like 'FUCK' or 'Albuquerque', all right?"

"Fuck Albuquerque, got it," Marc said, saluting Atton with his drink.

"Great," Atton said, turning away. "And don't drink anything purple!"

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