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fandomhigh2006-04-26 06:52 am
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School Announcements, April 26
Zordon's announcements do not resemble anything so much as a demented almanac of an alarm clock, really, coming so early before first period.
"Good morning. Fifty-two years ago today, the Geneva Conference began. Not coincidentally, a conference of the same name took place six thousand, nine hundred and thirty-eight years ago today, several galaxies away. That one, however, ended with a bang when the host solar system's sun went supernova unexpectedly. In news more relevant to you, however, swarms of butterflies have been seen congregating in various open sections of the school buildings. Please use caution when walking in patches of sunlit hallway; melted butter is slippery. You may wish to take advantage of this by keeping toast or baked goods on your person today. That will be all; thank you."
"Good morning. Fifty-two years ago today, the Geneva Conference began. Not coincidentally, a conference of the same name took place six thousand, nine hundred and thirty-eight years ago today, several galaxies away. That one, however, ended with a bang when the host solar system's sun went supernova unexpectedly. In news more relevant to you, however, swarms of butterflies have been seen congregating in various open sections of the school buildings. Please use caution when walking in patches of sunlit hallway; melted butter is slippery. You may wish to take advantage of this by keeping toast or baked goods on your person today. That will be all; thank you."
