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Sam Eagle Presents WeirDONT'S: How Not To Be A Weirdo, Monday, Period Five, 6/12
There was a very large flag behind Sam today. Almost absurdly so. It was flanked by smaller variations on the American flag.
“Patriotism!” Sam burst out at precisely the beginning of class. “A very important and not at all weird quality!” Sure, Sam. Sure it is.
“In two days it will be Flag Day. A very important holiday here in America!” Except for how it wasn’t important at all. Nobody tell Sam. Or better yet, do.
“To celebrate this wonderful American holiday today we shall be designing flags!” What could go wrong?
“Flag Day, as you all know,” Sam began, oblivious to the fact that likely none of them knew, “commemorates the anniversary of the Continental Congress adopting the design of the very first American flag! Truly a momentous occasion in our history! Over the years there have been several designs symbolizing both our original thirteen colonies and our current fifty states. Although, of course, there were fewer stars on the older flags. Obviously the more stars the better!”
“Now, arts and crafts are a fine and wholesome way to spend your time and keep yourselves out of trouble. So today you shall be crafting your very own flags.”
Sam was intending for American flags to be made to be displayed on Wednesday. Too bad Sam neglected to mention that minor detail to the students in his class.
"Once you are have completed your assignments they can be displayed! So, of course, I am here to help you make them acceptable and not weird."
“Patriotism!” Sam burst out at precisely the beginning of class. “A very important and not at all weird quality!” Sure, Sam. Sure it is.
“In two days it will be Flag Day. A very important holiday here in America!” Except for how it wasn’t important at all. Nobody tell Sam. Or better yet, do.
“To celebrate this wonderful American holiday today we shall be designing flags!” What could go wrong?
“Flag Day, as you all know,” Sam began, oblivious to the fact that likely none of them knew, “commemorates the anniversary of the Continental Congress adopting the design of the very first American flag! Truly a momentous occasion in our history! Over the years there have been several designs symbolizing both our original thirteen colonies and our current fifty states. Although, of course, there were fewer stars on the older flags. Obviously the more stars the better!”
“Now, arts and crafts are a fine and wholesome way to spend your time and keep yourselves out of trouble. So today you shall be crafting your very own flags.”
Sam was intending for American flags to be made to be displayed on Wednesday. Too bad Sam neglected to mention that minor detail to the students in his class.
"Once you are have completed your assignments they can be displayed! So, of course, I am here to help you make them acceptable and not weird."
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