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Beaker ([personal profile] meepmeepmeep) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2023-06-06 12:31 pm
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Extremely Safe Science, Tuesday, June 6, 2023

Beaker had discovered Roombas!

...Beaker probably should never had discovered Roombas. He was stuck on top of one, meeping in alarm, as a small army of the vacuums careening behind him in some sort of demented army of small, circular robots.

The floor was spotless, though.

"Meep meep meep mee!" Beaker said, pointing to a Roomba, then at each student, "Meep meep mee meep!"

One of the robots extended the chainsaw arm that had 100 percent no business existing. "MEEP!"

Beaker tried to make his Roomba go faster. It would not, but one of the others had been modified to be twice as fast as regulation. And was now sort of on fire?

Well. We're halfway through the session. You cannot be that surprised by any of this by now, right?