Put up way early cause mun's roommate sucks

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Hellu stoodents! I hupe-a yuoo're-a ell stoodyeeng, stoodyeeng, stoodyeeng fur feenels. Es mooch es I lufe-a yuoo ell I'd hete-a tu see-a yuoo held beck.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Lesegna

-Gerleec Breed

-Seled

-Peezza

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair grabbed a piece of gerleec breed and took a seat by the windows.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia grabbed everything but the peezza and looked for who was at the usual table by the windows.

She spotted Blair and blinked, then shrugged. "Hey Blair, mind if I join you?"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Sure." Blair looked up and smiled at Nadia. "How's things?"

[nadiathesaint]

"Fine," Nadia eyed his lunch. "Either you've eaten really fast, or you're barely eating anything. Are you okay?"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair looked down and shrugged. "Did you know that the bwiti tribe regards food as an anchor that keeps them from attaining the spiritual plane? Their religious figures eat only objects that are white, because they thing it doesn't weigh as much."

[nadiathesaint]

"You're trying to attain the spiritual plain?" Nadia asked skeptically. "The Chef's food might not be the best way to do it."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"No, not really. I just thought it was an interesting fact." Blair shrugged.

[nadiathesaint]

"It is. Very interesting." Especially when one noted how he was using it to dodge her question. "What's up?"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"I got dumped." Blair really wanted to expand on that, but the garlic bread seemed like lead in his stomach all of a sudden. Stupid bwiti didn't know what they were talking about.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia's jaw dropped. "Oh Blair, I'm sorry! What happened?"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Molly and I were in the sewers and we had fun at prom with other people and she doesn't think of herself as my girlfriend when I'm not with her." Blair looked at Nadia sadly. "Mostly I just think I was a bad boyfriend."

[nadiathesaint]

"Oh, now I'm sure that's not true. Sometimes things just don't work out." Nadia paused, biting her lip, then nodded with determination. "Right. Tonight, you and me are going to go up to the roof. There's a very important Fandom break-up ritual to be observed."

After all, the brownies had seemed to work on Walter and Veronica, why not Blair, too?

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Ritual?" Blair was a sucker for anything remotely anthropological.

[nadiathesaint]

As Nadia was aware. "Ritual. Including special food to create an altered state of being."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Whoa." Blair's fingers were already itching to take notes. "Thanks, Nadia. I'll be there!"

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia grinned. "No problem." Just call her Santos, the Break-up Doctor. Now she just had to be sure to stop by Empire for more brownies. . . .

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"Mmm, lesegna, my favourite," Ivanova said dryly as she slipped into a seat by Blair and Nadia. "How you doing, man?"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Hey there." Blair smiled warmly. "I'm doing okay. Nadia's going to show me the break-up ritual tonight!"

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova quirked an eyebrow. "Break-up ritual?" Somehow she didn't think Blair was the kind to get rip roaring drunk and have sloppy hatesex.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair nodded excitedly. "It even involves special food that creates an altered state of being."

"I'm really excited!"

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"Special -" Ivanova suddenly got it. "Oh! That ritual." She was a bad, bad person for letting Blair go through with this. Bad person. Straight to hell. "Yes. Ritual. You'll enjoy it."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Really?" Blair bounced. "I mean, I'm glad that I'm going through it because of the anthropological impact. But I hope that it helps with the whole Molly thing."

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"It certainly can't make it any worse," Ivanova said cheerfully. "I wish you the best of luck."

[[Sorry, am in midst of move.]]

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Thank you very much, dear lady." Blair bowed with a grin. "Now I'm off to slay the evil American history final."

[no problem! I am in the midst of a die hard marathon!]

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova winced. "Godspeed, good Sir Blair. I bestow on thee this +5 sword of exam-rapery, which the mun really could have used on her anthro final earlier. I wish you a safe return."