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fandomhigh2023-05-23 09:50 am
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Very Safe Science, Tuesday, May 23
Dr. Honeydew had learned nothing from Travis' chat with him last week because Beaker was in the front of the lab today with a giant box labeled "DELICIOUS SNACKS (VERY SAFE) (NON-FLAMMABLE)."
"Meep meep meep meep meep!" Beaker said grandly, opening up the box and pulling out a giant glass container of paperclips.
"Meep meep meep mee?" Beaker muttered, tossing packing peanuts around as he found a piece of paper with, presumably, an explanation.
"Meep mee mee meep--"
Too bad you won't understand it.
"--meep meep," Beaker concluded after reading the letter aloud, then opened the glass container and put a handful of paperclips into his mouth. "Meep!" he said, sounding surprised and happy. He went back for more. "Meep meep meep me!"
Delicious edible paperclips! Who wouldn't want such a thing?
He hopped down from his stool with the paperclips, ready to hand them to everyone--because you all wanted to eat paperclips, too, right?--when his nose fell off.
"MEEP!"
He picked it up off the floor. "MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP!!!"
Today's new lesson: nose glue! Let's make some! Right now, even!
"Meep meep meep meep meep!" Beaker said grandly, opening up the box and pulling out a giant glass container of paperclips.
"Meep meep meep mee?" Beaker muttered, tossing packing peanuts around as he found a piece of paper with, presumably, an explanation.
"Meep mee mee meep--"
Too bad you won't understand it.
"--meep meep," Beaker concluded after reading the letter aloud, then opened the glass container and put a handful of paperclips into his mouth. "Meep!" he said, sounding surprised and happy. He went back for more. "Meep meep meep me!"
Delicious edible paperclips! Who wouldn't want such a thing?
He hopped down from his stool with the paperclips, ready to hand them to everyone--because you all wanted to eat paperclips, too, right?--when his nose fell off.
"MEEP!"
He picked it up off the floor. "MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP!!!"
Today's new lesson: nose glue! Let's make some! Right now, even!
Re: Experiment!
Re: Experiment!
He was pretty sure he did?
Re: Experiment!
Miguel, no.
Re: Experiment!
On your head be it when it started raining fish, Miguel.
Re: Experiment!
"Right." He rubbed his hands together and programmed up a genetic sampler. "Can I get some hair?"