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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2023-05-17 09:50 am
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Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday [all day]

Today the park was set up with a stage in the center of it, which should have been everyone's first warning. There was also a small herd? committee? congress? of gremlins--looking surly--standing on that stage. There was also some slightly repetitive background music to let you know what sort of fiendishness Anakin had in store today.

"Hello!" he boomed through the megaphone from...nowhere near the stage. Because Skywalkers and gremlins don't mix. "Today is everyone's favorite--" debatable, "--summer game: Gremlin Fashion Show! Today, inspired by the Eurovision Song Contest, you will be recreating iconic Eurovision stage looks for our lovely models."

One of the gremlins snapped their teeth at him.

"...right," Anakin said, taking another step away from the stage. "You will be working in five teams of four. You have been given inspiration photographs and all the handwavy supplies you will need at each table. I suggest splitting into costume creators and gremlin wranglers, but that division of labor is entirely up to you. You will not, unfortunately, be getting your own shirts this week, but feel free to use the costume inspiration to make your own visual representations of team unity."

There was zero chance of that happening, Anakin. " Listen for your names!" he yelled, trailing off as Beaker, in full sexy milkmaid attire, rolled along the grass in a hamster ball that tipped over and caught fire. "I'll just go deal with that," he added.

TEAM Verka
Steve M
Beta
Eleanor
Steph

TEAM Subwoolfer
Jo
Belle
Amaya
Aphra

Team ABBA
Stark
Cutter
Graham
Gray

Team Käärijä
Rey
Rosa
Vi
Guillermo

Team Lord of the Lost
Raiden
Arthur
Charlie
Libby
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Re: Team Verka

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2023-05-17 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"There is something deeply broken inside that man," Steve muttered, getting a closer look at the costumes they were supposed to be making.
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Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2023-05-17 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right," Steve said, trotting down from the stands. "This seems...insane."
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Re: Arrive and Mingle!

[personal profile] child_of_taboo 2023-05-17 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Gojyo had been out walking, not going anywhere really in particular. So when he saw something going on at the park, he made a small detour to check it out.

"Well this looks... interesting..." he said as he gave a shrug and took a seat to watch and see what all of this was about.
outofthequiver: (hand up while talking amused)

Re: Team Lord of the Lost

[personal profile] outofthequiver 2023-05-17 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"...oh, no," said Libby, who, although she looked amused and somewhat fascinated by all this, was also smart, and therefor knew that this was going to be....an experience.
giveittoyoursister: (The fresh hell is this?)

Re: Team Käärijä

[personal profile] giveittoyoursister 2023-05-17 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's too much pink for anyone to be wearing," Vi said, holding a bolt of fabric that was only a few shades off her own hair.
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Re: Arrive and Mingle!

[personal profile] hashtag_chocobro 2023-05-17 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Prompto hated to admit it (okay, no, he would very openly admit it, actually), but one of the benefits of doing recon work for Summer at the park was finally getting an excuse to bundle up his daughter like a chocobo in public instead of just at home for thousands upon millions of pictures.

The stage got him pretty excited, too, because if there was some kind of ridiculous performance, Noctra was going to love getting to boggle at it and all the colors and inevitable glitter, but he was definitely having doubts now that gremlins were involved.

Well, if anything, it would be good for her to start getting exposed to these things now so she's better aware of them when she started to think more for herself.
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Re: Team Subwoolfer

[personal profile] jedigrammarians 2023-05-17 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can see why no one was willing to show their face for this," Aphra said once the song started playing.
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Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[personal profile] special_rabbit 2023-05-17 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Amaya was bristling a little, sending withering glances across the way at Rosa. Let's go to the Wednesday activity, she said. It'll be fun, she said. My team will totally kick your team's ass, she said.

Far be it from Amaya to turn down a challenge.

But, of course, it would be the one with the gremlins.
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Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[personal profile] no_missing_piece 2023-05-17 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Listen, Beta had just been trying to take a walk through the park (because Zo's concerns about her literally never getting outside enough were entirely founded) and had no intention of getting involved in this nonsense, except she heard her name called and. Uh. Dean Skywalker terrified her a little bit.

So she was basically standing there frozen to the spot, eyes darting nervously from place to place and telling herself she'd made a grievous tactical error.

"Stupid," she muttered to herself, "deciding to come this way on a Wednesday. Stupid, stupid..."
drumsticksandd20s: (Worried)

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[personal profile] drumsticksandd20s 2023-05-17 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no, were any of these gremlins her store regulars?

Steph was busy scanning the... herd? Maybe a collective of gremlins should be called a hallucination. Anyway, none of them seemed to be the gamer gremlins but she couldn't entirely be sure.

Man. Ordinarily I love signing up for this shit, ridiculous as it gets, but I miiiiiiiiight be regretting my choices a little bit today.
wildgalegirl: (Delighted)

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[personal profile] wildgalegirl 2023-05-17 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Charlie laughed delightedly. "Oh, this is not going to go well!"
drumsticksandd20s: (Yikes)

Re: Team Verka

[personal profile] drumsticksandd20s 2023-05-17 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"This is terrifying on multiple levels," Steph said, poking cautiously at the gremlin-sized accordion.
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Re: Team ABBA

[personal profile] stykera 2023-05-17 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"I would have rather had the shirts," Stark said as he shook his head sadly.

"Are any of you immune to gremlin bites?"
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Re: Team Lord of the Lost

[personal profile] wildgalegirl 2023-05-17 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"This, oh boy, those gremlins do not look like they want to be wearing skin tight suits," Charlie said with a grin.
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Re: Team ABBA

[personal profile] pun_king 2023-05-17 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am absolutely, definitely not!" Graham declared.

Weirdly proud for having that actual knowledge, too.
grenadesandohana: (neg: are you damaged or something)

Re: Team Verka

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2023-05-17 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Where he gets the props, for one," Steve said, nodding.
stykera: (hmm)

Re: Team ABBA

[personal profile] stykera 2023-05-17 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Please try not to get bitten," Stark said, giving Graham a bit of side-eye.

"I don't know if I am, they don't seem interested in biting me, but if you know you aren't you ought to try to keep your distance. Unless you have very thick gloves?"
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Re: Arrive and Mingle!

[personal profile] two_idiots_one_body 2023-05-17 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur was admittedly curious about these things, and so was John, so what harm could it do to drop by?
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Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[personal profile] two_idiots_one_body 2023-05-17 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wait, what?"

What the fuck, Arthur?

"I didn't sign up for this!"

Oh, well. Too late now.
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Re: Team Lord of the Lost

[personal profile] two_idiots_one_body 2023-05-17 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"What on Earth is this?" Arthur asked plaintively, like the great-grandpa-aged guy he was.

You can't even see the outfits. What the fuck?
outofthequiver: (o? rly?)

Re: Team Lord of the Lost

[personal profile] outofthequiver 2023-05-17 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe we just need to convince them?" Libby suggested hopefully. "That's probably way easier than wrangling them into them, although I do have a lot of experience squeezing clothes onto squirming Littles....they're usually a lot less bitey, though!"
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Re: Team ABBA

[personal profile] itsananomaly 2023-05-17 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Cutter wasn’t sure if it was just because he was really tired but he blinked a little at that, “gremlin bites?”

He had somehow managed to avoid hearing about that.
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Re: Team Lord of the Lost

[personal profile] wildgalegirl 2023-05-17 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Much less bitey," Charlie agreed, "And far less likely to make you believe you're something else for a period of time."
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Re: Team ABBA

[personal profile] stykera 2023-05-17 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"They bite," Stark said, nodding towards the gremlins. "And if they do you'll forget yourself and think you're someone else entirely. Don't get bitten."
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Re: Team Käärijä

[personal profile] thatwaslucky 2023-05-17 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not going to be good at this one," Rey warned.

When you needed fashion, naturally you went to Rey.
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Re: Team Subwoolfer

[personal profile] noonedecidesmyfate 2023-05-17 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's...interesting?" Belle said, trying to be diplomatic.

"Have you any idea how to make wolf heads?"
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Re: Team Subwoolfer

[personal profile] onlyajones 2023-05-17 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Jo had never been good at making things, especially darning and mending so she was looking a little lost and rather confused at the gremlins.
two_idiots_one_body: (big smile)

Re: Do a Little Turn on the Catwalk!

[personal profile] two_idiots_one_body 2023-05-17 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, when you were blind and being disoriented by really weird "music", it was easy to get in a gremlin's way.

So the gremlins ended up Arthur's backup singers.
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Re: Do a Little Turn on the Catwalk!

[personal profile] meepmeepmeep 2023-05-17 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
The part where they lifted him onto their shoulders was especially moving!

Beaker was there, waving a lighter. Who gave Beaker a lighter? Should he have one? Absolutely not.
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Re: Do a Little Turn on the Catwalk!

[personal profile] two_idiots_one_body 2023-05-17 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur, what the fuck are you doing? There's a - watch out for the fire, damn it!

Sorry, John, Arthur couldn't hear you right now.

meepmeepmeep: (fire!)

Re: Do a Little Turn on the Catwalk!

[personal profile] meepmeepmeep 2023-05-17 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Meep meep mee!"

And now Beaker was on fire. Again.
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Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[personal profile] guillermothegreat 2023-05-18 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Guillermo was looking a lot more excited about this than what he actually should be as he made his way down.