Advanced Journalism (Tuesday, April 25 - 2nd period)

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At the front of the room, there was a figure with frizzled blonde hair, in dark green robes that looked suspiciously like flannel.

She was leaning back in her chair, head tipped back with a washcloth over her eyes and something...really funky-smelling in a mug on her desk.

"Mrphhneggle."

Yes. Those were her instructions for class today.

...seriously.

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D'anna signed in.

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John signs in and smirks at Professor Skeeter.

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Chloe signed in and did her best not to laugh too loudly.

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Rory signed in.

Please, please annoy the poor hungover lady.

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What it says. Please. Seriously.

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Well, what a twist of fate. John brought his kazoo to class today.

He immediately starts playing it.

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Rita groaned and flailed in a way that she probably intended to mean, "Plz to not be playing the shrill instrument kthx."

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Of course, John doesn't understand the language of flail. So, he keeps playing. It's not a song, really, it's just sounds.

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[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita threw a quill at him.

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John just laughs.

"Should I sing to accompany my kazoo playing?"

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"No."

Finally, one coherent word.

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Like John's really gonna listen...

"If I should stay,
I would only be in your way.
So I'll go, but I know
I'll think of you ev'ry step of the way.

And I will always love you.
I will always love you.
You, my darling you. Hmm."

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Oh, another quill was thrown.

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John just lets the quills hit him.

"Professor? Is your wand broken today?"

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"No," Rita said. "Go 'way."

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"Can't. I have this class this period," John explains. "I'm stuck here. Teach me! Mold me! Can I borrow ten dollars?"

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[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"Teach and mold yourself. And no money."

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John plays his kazoo. LOUDER. And he adds a kicking drum beat in with his foot.

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Rita threw a tiny paperweight at him.

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"I could have you arrested for assault with a tiny weapon," John says.

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"Nuh uh."

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"Very articulate of you, Professor," John says. "But, you know we've bonded over radio and I wouldn't turn my bestest firend in the world in."

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"Right. Run along now."

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D'anna raised her hand. "Excuse me professor, could you repeat that please?"

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Rita just groaned and flailed a hand again.

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"I don't understand what that means, miss."

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Rita waved her hand dismissively.

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"Are you sure that's English, miss?"

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"Yes."

Ooh, another nice, full word.

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"Really? Because it didn't sound like it at all." D'anna suppresses a grin. "Was a regional dialect or something, miss?"

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Rita just groaned again.

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Chloe sat down and started humming. Loudly. Something about wild swarming bees perhaps?

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Rita threw a quill at her.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory was content to sit quietly and watch the others.

Because I have a headache and am not that crazy today.

After Class

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She's here.

Because come on. Like she's moving anytime soon.

OOC

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Okay, yes, I just don't have anything for you to do. So we're going to have a class devoted entirely to making her miserable.

Have at it.