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Julian Alfred Pankratz ([personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2023-01-12 10:17 am

Great Fandom Bake-Off, Thursday, First Period

The teachers looked less frazzled this week! Possibly because they couldn't find out what they were teaching on the spot twice (although, Fandom). "Good morning, everyone," Yennefer greeted them. "This week, you will be making for our judgment..."

"Cookies!" Jaskier said with aplomb. He did many things with it, so why not this? "Decorated ones at that!"

Oh no.

Oh yes. "That's right! You'll have to bake and decorate your sugar cookies, and then explain to us why you did whatever you've done to them." Those poor, defenseless cookies.

"The internet made them seem very easy to make," Jaskier said in the tone of someone who had never seen Nailed It.

"And don't forget the royal icing," Yennefer encouraged them. "We always like things that are meant for royalty."
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Re: Sign In

[personal profile] guillermothegreat 2023-01-12 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Guillermo de la Cruz
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Re: Sign In

[personal profile] napking 2023-01-13 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Gray
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Re: Make Your Cookies

[personal profile] craic_killer 2023-01-12 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Sugar cookies! Who could mess up sugar cookies?

Well, Clare. Who cut them too thin, then too thick, then forgot to set a timer and made a wee plate of charcoal briquets and burst into tears.
napking: (whoa)

Re: Make Your Cookies

[personal profile] napking 2023-01-13 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Did it matter if Gray fell asleep while his cookies were in the fridge and let them chill for way too long? He sure hoped not! Well, it left him with very little time for baking and decorating. What if he turned the oven up really high so they would cook really fast?

...oh. Oh, dear.
Edited 2023-01-13 02:53 (UTC)
napking: (aw shucks)

Re: Decorate You Cookies!

[personal profile] napking 2023-01-13 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
No one ever didn't like more sugar, unless they were Alastair, and the icing would help to cover up the uhhhhh overcaramelized nature of the cookies. Right? Right. Just pour it on there, Gray.
Edited 2023-01-13 02:54 (UTC)