Julian Alfred Pankratz (
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fandomhigh2023-01-12 10:17 am
Great Fandom Bake-Off, Thursday, First Period
The teachers looked less frazzled this week! Possibly because they couldn't find out what they were teaching on the spot twice (although, Fandom). "Good morning, everyone," Yennefer greeted them. "This week, you will be making for our judgment..."
"Cookies!" Jaskier said with aplomb. He did many things with it, so why not this? "Decorated ones at that!"
Oh no.
Oh yes. "That's right! You'll have to bake and decorate your sugar cookies, and then explain to us why you did whatever you've done to them." Those poor, defenseless cookies.
"The internet made them seem very easy to make," Jaskier said in the tone of someone who had never seen Nailed It.
"And don't forget the royal icing," Yennefer encouraged them. "We always like things that are meant for royalty."
"Cookies!" Jaskier said with aplomb. He did many things with it, so why not this? "Decorated ones at that!"
Oh no.
Oh yes. "That's right! You'll have to bake and decorate your sugar cookies, and then explain to us why you did whatever you've done to them." Those poor, defenseless cookies.
"The internet made them seem very easy to make," Jaskier said in the tone of someone who had never seen Nailed It.
"And don't forget the royal icing," Yennefer encouraged them. "We always like things that are meant for royalty."

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Well, Clare. Who cut them too thin, then too thick, then forgot to set a timer and made a wee plate of charcoal briquets and burst into tears.
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...oh. Oh, dear.
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