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Sexier Crime: the Show! [Tuesday, Fourth Period]

"Welcome back to Sexier Crimes!" Aphra was remarkably chipper this afternoon. "I hope you all remembered to do your homework because it's time to present it to the rest of the class."

Turns out other people having to do the actual work improved Aphra's mood.

"In case you've forgotten, your assignment was to introduce yourselves by figuring out what role you'd play in a heist," Isabela helpfully reminded them.

After everyone had finished that, Isabela started speaking again "As today's movie will show, sometimes sexy crime is committed for great justice!"

"And sometimes it has a random dude no one is interested in," was Aphra's contribution. "Today's homework will be to figure out how the story would be better without the random guy."

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A week late because Isabela and Aphra are rebels.

"I don't know who I'd actually be," Charlie said, "I'll leave that for Grahma to tell me. But I'd like to be either Constance or Nine Ball."

"Hi, everyone," Graham swung an arm in the air in a wave with a grin, "I'm Graham, and I'm the guy," he now swung a thumb into his proudly puffed chest, "who stashes away the goods, because my cloak can carry almost anything.

"And Charlie...."

He paused, trailing off for dramatic effect, of course.

"...gets to be whoever she wants to be!"

Ha! If she got to weasel out of a definitive answer by placing the onus on him, then he could weasel out of one, too!

"Although, really," he offered, since he actually did have an idea, "putting her behind the get-away makes the most sense, when you get right down to it."

Edited 2023-01-10 13:51 (UTC)