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fandomhigh2022-11-10 08:00 am
ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in fandomhigh2022-11-10 08:00 am
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Sexy Crimes, Thursday - 2nd Period
This week, the classroom was in the danger shop! You know, for reasons that very much had to do with the subject matter. If you considered a lot of go-karts to be part of sexy crimes.
"Vehicle chases!" Jaskier said, totally taking the lead on just putting that information out there. "There have been many a very sexy movie made about them."
Cara nodded in agreement. "Going fast dangerously is very sexy." Which was why you were going to be driving go-karts, the sexiest of dangerous cars.
"But we can always play some very sexy music to help you feel the whole vibe of it," Jaskier assured them, already pulling out his Spotify. Because he was a basic bitch like that.
"So start your engines." Just imagine Cara pulling out a pair of cool sunglasses and putting them on in an extremely badass manner.
"Vehicle chases!" Jaskier said, totally taking the lead on just putting that information out there. "There have been many a very sexy movie made about them."
Cara nodded in agreement. "Going fast dangerously is very sexy." Which was why you were going to be driving go-karts, the sexiest of dangerous cars.
"But we can always play some very sexy music to help you feel the whole vibe of it," Jaskier assured them, already pulling out his Spotify. Because he was a basic bitch like that.
"So start your engines." Just imagine Cara pulling out a pair of cool sunglasses and putting them on in an extremely badass manner.
Re: Race!
This group would almost certainly be better off with bumper cars.