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fandomhigh2022-10-07 01:07 pm
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The Adventuring Life, Friday - 3rd Period
"Before leaving on an adventure, such as the one we shall undertake tomorrow, there are several things one should do," Yennefer told the class. "More here than in our world, I should think. For example, did you know you should clean out your refrigerator before leaving for an extended period of time?" She looked and sounded like she was still a little shell-shocked about it.
"...oh, that explains some things," Jaskier admitted. "They do, however, make these very handy packing lists to make certain you have your essentials. Like a toothbrush."
Yennefer examined the list for a moment and then pronounced, "Shit," and started to walk out of the classroom before catching herself. "The internet also produces helpful checklists of things you should do before leaving on vacation. Many of them won't apply to you because...you're children, but I advise you to examine the list and consider if there's anything you should attend to. Perhaps you have a pet or plant you should make arrangements for, or you should check that you're packed for the weather." Because that was an option they had, unlike in her and Jaskier's world.
"Oh, just pack layers. You'll be fine." You would not be fine. Sorry, kids. Jaskier had bad advice.
"Perhaps a nice cloak," Yennefer suggested, like it wasn't 2022. "Are there any questions?"
"...oh, that explains some things," Jaskier admitted. "They do, however, make these very handy packing lists to make certain you have your essentials. Like a toothbrush."
Yennefer examined the list for a moment and then pronounced, "Shit," and started to walk out of the classroom before catching herself. "The internet also produces helpful checklists of things you should do before leaving on vacation. Many of them won't apply to you because...you're children, but I advise you to examine the list and consider if there's anything you should attend to. Perhaps you have a pet or plant you should make arrangements for, or you should check that you're packed for the weather." Because that was an option they had, unlike in her and Jaskier's world.
"Oh, just pack layers. You'll be fine." You would not be fine. Sorry, kids. Jaskier had bad advice.
"Perhaps a nice cloak," Yennefer suggested, like it wasn't 2022. "Are there any questions?"
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