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fandomhigh2022-09-15 08:10 am
ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in fandomhigh2022-09-15 08:10 am
Sexy Crimes, Thursday - 2nd Period
"Crime! Can you get away with it?" Jaskier asked, gesturing broadly in a way that definitely got in Cara's way. "That is what today's class will be covering."
Cara had the long-suffering air of someone who wanted to bat away Jaskier's hands but didn't want to react in front of the class . "The simple fact of hte matter is that people are stupid and will let a person they find attractive get away with far more than they should."
"Usually minor crimes," Jaskier added. "Theft. Vandalism. The occasional spot of treason."
"Not that we're advocating any of those," Cara added dryly.
"Oh, of course not," he agreed. "But hypothetically... what crimes do you think you could get away with by being as terribly attractive as you are?"
Cara had the long-suffering air of someone who wanted to bat away Jaskier's hands but didn't want to react in front of the class . "The simple fact of hte matter is that people are stupid and will let a person they find attractive get away with far more than they should."
"Usually minor crimes," Jaskier added. "Theft. Vandalism. The occasional spot of treason."
"Not that we're advocating any of those," Cara added dryly.
"Oh, of course not," he agreed. "But hypothetically... what crimes do you think you could get away with by being as terribly attractive as you are?"
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