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Sexy Crimes, Thursday - 2nd Period
Once the class arrived, they'd notice the phrase written on the board just waiting for them.
Be Hot, Do Crime
Because that was the kind of class you were rolling into here, folks. That's what you had coming.
"So apparently the school has decided that we are the most qualified people to teach you about being sexy while doing crime," Cara said. "Which, I can hardly blame them for." And that was the closest she'd ever come to commenting on how disturbingly toned Jaskier was.
Hence why Jaskier positively beamed next to her. "Now, the crime portion can be a little... iffy. But we can certainly give advice on how to look good whilst doing things of dubious legality."
There. Their asses were covered.
"As you've hopefully figured out by now, the first week is all about introductions, and who are we to mess with tradition like that?" Yes, it was all about tradition and not wanting to come up with an extra class. "So, name, class, experience with crimes, sexy or otherwise."
"You can use euphemisms for the crimes if you feel better about it," Jaskier suggested. "But we're no snitches."
Though Cara reserved the right to smack sense into anyone doing something stupid. "None of us are, right?"
Because that was the kind of class you were rolling into here, folks. That's what you had coming.
"So apparently the school has decided that we are the most qualified people to teach you about being sexy while doing crime," Cara said. "Which, I can hardly blame them for." And that was the closest she'd ever come to commenting on how disturbingly toned Jaskier was.
Hence why Jaskier positively beamed next to her. "Now, the crime portion can be a little... iffy. But we can certainly give advice on how to look good whilst doing things of dubious legality."
There. Their asses were covered.
"As you've hopefully figured out by now, the first week is all about introductions, and who are we to mess with tradition like that?" Yes, it was all about tradition and not wanting to come up with an extra class. "So, name, class, experience with crimes, sexy or otherwise."
"You can use euphemisms for the crimes if you feel better about it," Jaskier suggested. "But we're no snitches."
Though Cara reserved the right to smack sense into anyone doing something stupid. "None of us are, right?"