Cultivation and Gardening, 4/19/06 [4th Period]

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Today, Zhaan is clothed neatly in grey robes, the bunny slippers perched happily on her toes.

"I'll be handing back your exams, children. You all did extremely well." She smiled, "And I also expect you to hand in your homework on plants in stories."

Shuffling her papers, she tilted her head, "There is no further lecture today. If you have any questions about the exam, please feel free to ask them."

: A
1. Is there a ceiling in the sky?
At times, there appears to be. Perhaps the atmosphere simply wants to present itself as hospitable?

2. All of the above.
I take it you've been to the Uncharted Territories, my dear.

3. Yes.
Lovely.

4. Yes, unless it is a water plant of course.
You'd be surprised. I once knew a sea anemone--not from Earth, of course. She was a lovely blue-green sub-species from--and she had a bit of a shock in regards to a shark, and forgot for a moment how to regulate her environment. Later, I head, they'd buried her at sea.

5. For my plants Sea Chanties are best. I'm sure there are some plants that would prefer some other type of music. But I do not have any of them.
They are quite lovely. I believe I shall start subjecting Batou to them.



1. Very, very tall.
Quite.

2. As I had been inclined to believe that only animals could walk, I'm beginning to wonder if they're not a wee bit of both.
Rocks, sadly, are less interesting than most plants. And yet I find animals to sometimes be specious.

3. ... Are they trying to hug me first?
Quite possibly. You could ask them, of course. Although trees are notoriously hard to understand. Perhaps after a century or two of meditation one would come to an agreeableness with them.

4. Yes.
Correct.

5. Bagpipes and drums. Always bagpipes and drums.
And why not the woodwinds?



1. Very very tall. Ginormous.
Indeed. *sighs* An encyclopaedia would be difficult to find?

2. Animal. Although, I think I'm beginning to like plants.
As you should, my dear.

3. I think so.
You think so. Very good for you.

4. Yes. They drown.
Correct.

5. It seems to like hacked satellite radio.
Good.



1. Taller than me.
I should hope so.

2. Plant
Perfect choice. Children today make my heart glad.

3. Ever? Yes.
Lovely.

4. Yes
Correct.

5. Vyvyan likes thrash.
Intriguing. I shall make a note of this thrash, and perhaps listen myself.


[Sorry for the lateness, Bones was extra squeeful, and then I started dinner...]