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Stark ([personal profile] stykera) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2022-07-29 09:35 am
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Cupcakes, Friday 7/29, 2nd period

“I was a koala last week,” Stark said with a sigh. “That’s why I wasn’t here. I’m myself again.” And very much not making eye contact with at least one person in this class. For reasons.

“This week,” he continued, gesturing the box in front of him where the box of ingredients usually was, “green cupcakes. I know what ought to be in the box. Let’s see what’s actually in the box this time.” Maybe the island would be kind to him?

“I have key limes, and mint chocolates, and green apples.” Stark looked relieved for a moment, nodding at the items as he placed them on the counter. “And some green candies to decorate with, if you like. Plenty of those.” He took out some M&Ms, lime Skittles, green gummi bears, green sprinkles, green sanding sugar, lime fruit slices, and gummi mint leaves.

“And then there’s…this.” Another sigh, this one more resigned. “Why is there celery? And what’s matcha? avocado? And basil and parsley? I don’t think kale belongs here. Or spinach or zucchini. Wasabi should certainly not be in here.”

The ingredient box was full-on betraying Stark today and he couldn’t even look at Summer in horror.

Brussels sprouts?

“Is this to make up for not being here next week?” he asked the now thankfully empty box.

“If anyone needs help, please ask. I’m happy to help.” He’d just prefer not to help anyone put Brussels sprouts or kale in cupcakes.