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fandomhigh2022-07-26 09:25 am
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Extremely Unsafe Science with Beaker, Tuesday, July 26, 2022
It was time to be back in the lab, kids! Aren't you excited?!
But first a word from Joe from Legal! "Plausible deniability," he intoned from the Skype call on the screen on the table. "I cannot see what Beaker has planned for today, therefore I am not legally responsible. You, however?" He threw back his head and laughed hysterically. "Different problem."
Then he disconnected.
Beaker didn't miss him. "Meep meep meep mee!" he began, pointing excitedly at a catapult device. BB-8 rolled up next to him, beeping in mild concern from under a huge stack of pizza boxes.
"Meep meep meep meep meep," Beaker explained.
"Beep beep beep?" BB-8 replied.
"Meep mee," Beaker agreed.
Aren't you glad that was cleared up, class?
"Meep meep meep meep," Beaker added, pointing to the blackboard, which had the word "VELOCITY" written on it. He then loaded a pizza into the catapult's bucket and flung it at the nearby wall. "MEEP!" he said triumphantly, throwing his hands up.
"Meep meep meep meep meep," he concluded, gesturing around the room to all the other things that could be flung at a wall. For Science!
But first a word from Joe from Legal! "Plausible deniability," he intoned from the Skype call on the screen on the table. "I cannot see what Beaker has planned for today, therefore I am not legally responsible. You, however?" He threw back his head and laughed hysterically. "Different problem."
Then he disconnected.
Beaker didn't miss him. "Meep meep meep mee!" he began, pointing excitedly at a catapult device. BB-8 rolled up next to him, beeping in mild concern from under a huge stack of pizza boxes.
"Meep meep meep meep meep," Beaker explained.
"Beep beep beep?" BB-8 replied.
"Meep mee," Beaker agreed.
Aren't you glad that was cleared up, class?
"Meep meep meep meep," Beaker added, pointing to the blackboard, which had the word "VELOCITY" written on it. He then loaded a pizza into the catapult's bucket and flung it at the nearby wall. "MEEP!" he said triumphantly, throwing his hands up.
"Meep meep meep meep meep," he concluded, gesturing around the room to all the other things that could be flung at a wall. For Science!
Re: Fling stuff at walls!
"Velocity equals displacement divided by time," Yang said, almost disturbingly cheerfully, as she loaded her catapult. "But more importantly, Fnet equals your MA, and she wears army boots."
The splatter of her pizza was almost artistic.
"Aw yeah, physics."