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fandomhigh2022-07-11 10:02 am
tellmehowstuffworks) wrote in fandomhigh2022-07-11 10:02 am
Coping with the Non-Modern World, Monday Period 5
Once her students had assembled this week, Yennefer told them, "Once you have identified what you absolutely cannot live without, or what is going to make you enough money to make your life at least tolerable in your home reality, you need to consider the steps necessary to recreate it. For example, Belle mentioned Pop-Tarts last week, which at first I brushed off as merely a hand pie, simple to recreate."
Yennefer set a box of Pop-Tarts on her desk and opened it, then opened one of the packets inside it and extracted a single pastry. "For those of you who don't know, this is a Pop-Tart," she said. "Strawberry flavor, although I must admit I was astonished when I read the ingredients to learn that there are, in fact, real strawberries in it. As you can see, it is currently quite pale; you need to warm it in a toaster to finish cooking it, although many people do eat them in this state for convenience. So. How do you make these? You need flour, fruit, sugar, some kind of fat," she said ticking these things off on her fingers. "If your world doesn't have electricity, you can toast it over a fire; perhaps crafting some sort of basket on a stick for the purpose. Seems simple enough. But sugar has been, in some places and times, a luxury item, and isn't the real point of the Pop-Tart its convenience? These little shiny packets, how are you going to recreate those? What can you use instead to preserve your approximation of a Pop-Tart for later use? And that is leaving aside, of course, how unfair it is that now you have to do all of this yourself rather than popping down to the store to pick up a box.
"This week I want you to think through the steps necessary to recreate the thing you'd miss most about this world if you had to go home, and what you might need to work around or do further research on in order to be prepared. Some things, of course, are going to be rather more complicated than Pop-Tarts; some might be less. Where do you find surprising stumbling blocks such as, 'Wait, what is this stuff,'" Yennefer held up a Pop-Tart packet, "'anyway?' Let's discuss."
Yennefer set a box of Pop-Tarts on her desk and opened it, then opened one of the packets inside it and extracted a single pastry. "For those of you who don't know, this is a Pop-Tart," she said. "Strawberry flavor, although I must admit I was astonished when I read the ingredients to learn that there are, in fact, real strawberries in it. As you can see, it is currently quite pale; you need to warm it in a toaster to finish cooking it, although many people do eat them in this state for convenience. So. How do you make these? You need flour, fruit, sugar, some kind of fat," she said ticking these things off on her fingers. "If your world doesn't have electricity, you can toast it over a fire; perhaps crafting some sort of basket on a stick for the purpose. Seems simple enough. But sugar has been, in some places and times, a luxury item, and isn't the real point of the Pop-Tart its convenience? These little shiny packets, how are you going to recreate those? What can you use instead to preserve your approximation of a Pop-Tart for later use? And that is leaving aside, of course, how unfair it is that now you have to do all of this yourself rather than popping down to the store to pick up a box.
"This week I want you to think through the steps necessary to recreate the thing you'd miss most about this world if you had to go home, and what you might need to work around or do further research on in order to be prepared. Some things, of course, are going to be rather more complicated than Pop-Tarts; some might be less. Where do you find surprising stumbling blocks such as, 'Wait, what is this stuff,'" Yennefer held up a Pop-Tart packet, "'anyway?' Let's discuss."
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And wrinkled his nose when Yennefer started talking about work. He'd been hoping this class would explain how to get modern conveniences into Fillory, not make him continue to try to figure it out himself!
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Was he going to remember half of what was said about them? Probably not.
Was he also wondering how ordering an extra case from the store to bring with him to the Soul Society next time would fare?
Oh, absolutely.
It was kind of odd he didn't bother just showering the Seireitei was all the odd little things of the modern mortal world more often, really...
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There was a grumpy older sorcerer with murderous tendencies in her future who would certainly make an effort if asked.
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His last month in Fillory before getting to Fandom had been an extra couple levels of Hell, and not just because Margo had been MIA.
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"Oh. And that happened in your world? I'm so sorry!"
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"Magic couldn't help with the famine?"
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His sordid past growing up on a farm, yes.
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"So I suppose...." Shunsui trailed off a little thoughtfully, before smiling crookedly and sweeping a hand in the air, "...I'll just continue what I've always done when it's not so readily available, and be sure I'm well acquainted with places to just....slip away...and hide for a few hours &hearts.
"Hopefully," he added this time with a wink at Yennifer and that grin tilting even more, "with a beautiful woman to keep me company ♥. Granted, there's certainly no shortage of those where I'm from, but there is something about the woman in this place in particular that will, indeed, be sorely missed ♥. Because...well..." He chuckled faintly, gesturing toward the fine example of what he was talking about right here in this very classroom, "...can you blame me ♥?"
Subtly, thy name was Kyōraku.
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Hey. At least he was honest?
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