http://professor-lyman.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-04-18 01:01 pm

Political Campaigning (Tuesday, April 18, 4th period)

Josh blinked as platypuses platypodi platypodes more than one platypus, omg, went pogo-ing past the door yelling about the regulars.

"You know, I'm not even going to ask any more," he said with a sigh.

He turned around and looked at the class. "I've changed my mind. I'm not the only one who just saw those, right?"

He closed the door. "Okay, today we talk about coalitions--those groups of voters and their lobbying groups that will be calling you at all hours of the day whining about how they are so much more important to your cause than all the other people who are calling and whining."

He ran a hand through his hair. "And if you ever have the misfortune of meeting Amy Gardner over at the Women's Leadership Coalition? Run far, far away. Because she's scary."

Josh went on about the various special interest groups that get involved in campaigns--religious groups, veterans, seniors, ethnic minorities, women--still looking over his shoulder for passing platypuses.

"The trick is making them all think that you are very, very concerned with whatever it is they care about without, you know, actually caring that much about it."

He sat down. "Okay. Let me tell you about your final *handwavy* projects. All semester, you've been learning entirely too much about Tester, Morrison and Burns. Next Thursday, get your groups together and give me a *handwavy* presentation about how you would get your man elected. Message, theme, fundraising, media buys, the whole deal. Except for not really Break into groups, start talking. Or flailing. Or both. Doesn't really matter to me."

Re: Sign in (April 18)

[identity profile] courier-gavin.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Jake signs in

Re: Sign in (April 18)

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Angel signed in.

Re: Sign in (April 18)

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Callisto signed in.

Re: Sign in (April 18)

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Parker signed in.

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[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Elizabeth signed in.

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[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Alanna signed in.

Re: Sign in (April 18)

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Rory signed in.

Re: Tester group

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Elizabeth listened with half an ear to the lecture on special interest groups (Never did that. Ooh, yeah. Remember all that) She made a mental note to look up an Amy Gardner if she ever got involved with the Women's Leadership Coalition.

She then pulled her laptop and folder out with her all Tester notes and spread them across her desk.

Re: Burns group

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Parker is glaring at the world. And her teammates. "Damnit. Okay. Theme: Experience. Uh. Message?" She poked Jake in the side. "C'mon, Jakey. Gimme a message our boy Burns can say with a straight face."

Re: Burns group

[identity profile] courier-gavin.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Jake gave her a panicked look. "Experience Yay?"

Re: Burns group

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Parker *headdesked*. "Okay, we need a why on the Yay. Then maybe it'll work. Experience is better than...?"

Re: Morrison group

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Rory started making notes on what they could possibly say to get this guy elected.

She was pretty sure it'd take a bit of tapdancing on their part.

Re: OOC

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Any preference on where Angel should sit today?

Re: OOC

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What if no one wants him? Is he free to go? 8)

Re: OOC

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
So act like it's a regular Tuesday, then? 8)

Re: OOC

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Knew I should've brought the digital camera.