ALL PUNCH, Thursday, Period 3

[ohvalleyofpenis]

The tavern was perfectly back to normal this week, but Jaskier was still hiding behind the bar. Look, he was a delicate man who did not like to get hit.

"Today, we discuss anticipation!" he said once everyone had arrived .

Cara just smiled and stood there. Smiling.

"Er--" Yes, Jaskier was shuffling to a safer spot. "Because the semester is nearly over and we wanted to prepare you for a final exam."

And terrify Jaskier.

Cara continued smiling beatifically. Not doing anything threatening, just smiling.

"You're insidious," Jaskier hissed, ducking a little behind the bar.

Welcome to class, kids. This was what you were learning today.

Comments

Talk to the Teachers

[ohvalleyofpenis]

One of which was going to have a nervous breakdown.

Re: Talk to the Teachers

[wrongkindofsith]

After spending the entire class just standing there smiling and letting Jaskier sweat, shortly before the bell, Cara leaned across and flicked her finger at his ear.

Timing!

Re: Talk to the Teachers

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Did he need to yelp? No. But he did it anyway. It was high pitched and girly because of course it was.

Re: Talk to the Teachers

[wrongkindofsith]

Cara snorted. "You're so dramatic."