Home Economics; Friday, Second Period [04/01].

[chef_chocobro]

While Home Economics certainly was also not that kind of health class (a-hem), Ignis Scientia was 100% That Teacher.

"Well, then," he started, with a sigh, "with the week that we've all be having, it is a shame if you've managed to make it this far without any of your other classes covering this particular topic, but, as one certain aspect of Home Ecomonics lies heavily in family management, now is....perhaps not as good a time as any to discuss this, surely that would have come much earlier in the week, but it's better late than never."

So buckle in, kids. It was time for the long-overdue Sex Education lesson, from the teacher that believed that Thoroughness was a Necessity and that no Data Point be left Unexplored.

Which was almost impressive, considering he'd had a considerably shorter amount of prep time than usual this week.

Comments

Sign In - Home Ec, 04/01.

[chef_chocobro]

Like you knew this was eventually coming...

(Heh.)

Re: Sign In - Home Ec, 04/01.

[onlyajones]

Josephine Jones

Re: Sign In - Home Ec, 04/01.

[guillermothegreat]

Guillermo de la Cruz

Re: Sign In - Home Ec, 04/01.

[outofthequiver]

Liberty Hazlett

Re: Sign In - Home Ec, 04/01.

[notanaxemurderer]

Kiem Tegnar

Listen to the Lecture - Home Ec, 04/01.

[chef_chocobro]

Covering everything from the very basics of human anatomy (with a small apology for being far less versed in other sort of anatomy that may be relevent, because...Fandom) to reproduction, benefits, risks, and safe sex practices, if Ignis actually forgot an area of discussion on this topic, he would be honestly a bit surprised.

A bit. He wouldn't make excuses, but he would acknowledge that he might not exactly be perfectly on his game at the moment.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Home Ec, 04/01.

[onlyajones]

This was not something that Jo had ever expected to receive a lesson from and from a maleteacher.

Was it possible to die from embarrassment? Jo had turned an extremely bright shade of red and oh look at that her desk was suddenly really fascinating.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - Home Ec, 04/01.

[outofthequiver]

As soon as Libby realized what today's lesson was going to be, she thought it would be easier since she'd pretty much gone through all this with the nurses at the clinic yesterday.

Turns out, it was not. At all...

Discussion - Home Ec, 04/01.

[chef_chocobro]

And, of course, the floor is open after the lecture for any questions or concerns the students might have, but Ignis would also be very understanding if they all just would prefer to get out of there.

The fact that they managed to make it this far was enough.

Talk to the Teacher - Home Ec, 04/01.

[chef_chocobro]

Of course, especially considering the nature of the today's subject, if anyone should need to speak to him a bit more privately outside of the structure of class, Ignis was around.

If anything, he saw having to delay his own exit to return to other pursuits as a very good exercise in restraint, which was clearly getting tested quite...thoroughly at the moment.

OOC - Home Ec, 04/01.

[chef_chocobro]

Specifics of the lecture are definitely moddable and handwavey, because GOOD LORD I DO NOT HAVE A BRAIN RIGHT NOW.

It was honestly a toss-up that this was even going to get posted at all.